{"id":2301,"date":"2024-07-18T11:16:31","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T11:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2024-07-18T11:16:31","modified_gmt":"2024-07-18T11:16:31","slug":"bula-se-insoara-si-dupa-ceva-timp-se-intalneste-cu-vechii-lui-prietenii-care-il-intreaba-bai-bula-cum-e-nevasta-ta-cum-sa-fiedoar-ca-este-somnoroasa-de-cate-ori-iesim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2301","title":{"rendered":"Bula se insoara si dupa ceva timp se intalneste cu vechii lui prietenii care il intreaba: Bai Bula cum e nevasta-ta? Cum sa fie\u2026doar ca este somnoroasa..De cate ori iesim"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Un negru catre un alb:
\u2013 Cand ma nasc, sunt Negru, cand cresc, sunt Negru, cand stau la soare, sunt Negru, cand mi-e frig, sunt Negru, cand sunt speriat, sunt Negru, cand sunt bolnav, sunt Negru, iar cand mor, sunt tot Negru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar tu, albule, cand te nasti, esti Roz, cand cresti, esti Alb, cand stai la soare, esti Rosu, cand ti-e frig, esti Albastru, cand esti speriat, esti Galben, cand esti bolnav, esti Verde, iar cand mori, esti Cenusiu.
Si tu ma numesti pe mine Colorat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O femeie vine la politie sa reclame un jaf.
Politistul:
\u2013 Deci, ca sa lamurim, hotul v-a furat cerceii, bratara de aur si lantisorul de la gat?
\u2013 Da, domnule politist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Si de ce nu ati strigat cat ati putut dupa ajutor?
\u2013 Riscam ca hotul sa-mi vada si dintii de aur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai s\u0103 mergem o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 peste hotare, pentru a ne odihni un pic.Secretara ajung\u00e2nd acas\u0103 \u00eei spune so\u0163ului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dragule, trebuie s\u0103 plec cu \u015feful pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een deplasare, a\u015fa c\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 te descurci singur \u00een timpul acesta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 amanta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Iubito, so\u0163ia mea pleac\u0103 \u00een deplasare pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, hai s\u0103 profit\u0103m din plin de acest lucru.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul, c\u0103reia \u00eei d\u0103dea ore suplimentare la matematic\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Voi fi foarte ocupat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, a\u015fa c\u0103, \u00een aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103 nu vom face lec\u0163ii.Copilul bucuros \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bunele, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare nu fac lec\u0163ii deoarece profesoara e foarte ocupat\u0103, hai s\u0103 petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bunicul, directorul unei companii, o sun\u0103 pe secretar\u0103:\u2013 S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta nepotul vrea s\u0103 o petrec cu el, a\u015fa c\u0103 am\u00e2n\u0103m c\u0103l\u0103toria.Secretara sun\u0103 so\u0163ul:\u2013 Nu plec nic\u0103ieri, se am\u00e2n\u0103 deplasarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u0163ul sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 So\u0163ia st\u0103 acas\u0103, petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103 alt\u0103 dat\u0103.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul:\u2013 M-am eliberat, facem lec\u0163ii \u00een mod normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Copilul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bunele, planurile s-au schimbat, nu o s\u0103 putem s\u0103 ne vedem s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bunelul sun\u0103 amanta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Draga mea, am rezolvat problema, plec\u0103m a\u015fa cum am hot\u0103r\u00e2t ini\u0163ial\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un cuplu de tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi din Bucure\u0219ti a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 niciun ban, nici de m\u00e2ncare, nici de \u00eentre\u021binere la bloc, de niciunele.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dragul meu, nu v\u0103d alt\u0103 solu\u021bie dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fac din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd trotuarul.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 multe discu\u021bii, el se \u00eenvoie\u0219te. Seara, femeia pleac\u0103 de acas\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentoarce diminea\u021ba:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dragul meu, am c\u00e2\u0219tigat 510 lei!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dar cine \u021bi-a dat numai 10 lei?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum cine? To\u021bi\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Un negru catre un alb:\u2013 Cand ma nasc, sunt Negru, cand cresc, sunt Negru, cand stau la soare, sunt Negru, cand mi-e frig, sunt Negru, cand sunt speriat, sunt Negru, cand sunt bolnav, sunt Negru, iar cand mor, sunt tot Negru. Iar tu, albule, cand te nasti, esti Roz, cand cresti, esti Alb, cand stai … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}