{"id":2297,"date":"2024-07-18T09:31:07","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T09:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2297"},"modified":"2024-07-18T09:31:07","modified_gmt":"2024-07-18T09:31:07","slug":"doi-amici-la-o-bere-daca-ar-fi-sa-impartim-aceeasi-femeie-care-ai-vrea-sa-fie-sotia-mea-sau-a-ta-ba-eu-m-am-saturat-de","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2297","title":{"rendered":"Doi amici la o bere: Daca ar fi sa impartim aceeasi femeie care ai vrea sa fie? Sotia mea sau a ta?? Ba eu m-am saturat de.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Nebunii dintr-un ospiciu s-au saturat sa aiba ospiciul in acelasi loc, asa ca s-au hotarat sa-l mute. 
Si-au dat hainele jos si au inceput sa impinga \u2026 La un moment dat, vine doctorul si le fura hainele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n


Dupa cateva minute, unul dintre ei s-a uitat in urma si a zis:
\u2013 Baieti, gata, ca nici nu ni se mai vad hainele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un om sparge o Banca si ia cativa ostateci. Intreaba agresiv pe primul retinut:
\u2013 Spune-mi, m-ai vazut jefuind Banca?
Ostatecul raspunde:
\u2013 Da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Fara sa mai stea pe ganduri, hotul il impusca in cap.
Apoi intreaba acelasi lucru pe cel de-al doilea ostatec. Al doilea raspunde:
\u2013 Eu NU te-am vazut, dar te-a vazut soacra-mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 o ploaie serioas\u0103, la intrarea unui bar era o b\u0103ltoac\u0103 mare.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un pensionar<\/strong> st\u0103tea l\u00e2ng\u0103 b\u0103ltoac\u0103 cu o undi\u0163a <\/strong>\u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, mi\u015fc\u00e2nd pluta \u015fi c\u00e2rligul \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un domn care venea pe trotuar <\/strong>\u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce faci aici, tataie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Pescuiesc, r\u0103spunde pensionarul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 S\u0103racul, a luat-o cu tramvaiul<\/strong>, g\u00e2nde\u015fte trec\u0103torul, \u015fi, \u00eenduio\u015fat, \u00eel invit\u0103 \u00een bar<\/strong>, la o b\u0103utur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La un pahar de \u0163uic\u0103, domnul se g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103 deschid\u0103 o conversa\u0163ie <\/strong>\u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u015ei c\u00e2\u0163i ai prins ast\u0103zi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u0163ia lui Bul\u0103 \u00eel suspecta pe acesta c\u0103 o \u00een\u015feal\u0103. El nu \u015fi nu c\u0103 nu e adev\u0103rat.Atunci so\u0163ia \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bul\u0103, pentru ca s\u0103 m\u0103 convingi trebuie s\u0103 mergem diminea\u0163\u0103 la biseric\u0103 s\u0103 juri c\u0103 nu m-ai \u00een\u015felat niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bul\u0103 e de acord, merge seara la preot \u015fi-i cere ajutorul, iar p\u0103rintele \u00eei spune c\u0103 nu poate s\u0103-l ajute, cu cele sfinte nu e de glumit. Atunci Bul\u0103 merge la maic\u0103-sa \u015fi o roag\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel \u0163in\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi aduc\u0103 aminte de vremurile c\u00e2nd era copil. Apoi, acas\u0103 ajung\u00e2nd, face dragoste cu nevasta. A doua zi diminea\u0163a \u00ee\u015fi ia so\u0163ia,se duc la biseric\u0103 \u015fi, spre u\u015furarea nevestii, jur\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 \u00cen fa\u0163a sfintelor icoane jur c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd m-a \u0163inut m\u0103mica \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum nu m-am culcat dec\u00e2t cu nevasta.\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trece Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie prin p\u0103dure \u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte cu lupul care-i spune:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Scufi\u0163o, tu ai o broscu\u0163\u0103, eu am o chei\u0163\u0103. Hai s\u0103-\u0163i deschid broscu\u0163a cu chei\u0163a mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie fu de acord. Mai t\u00e2rziu Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie ajunge la bunicu\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce faci Scufi\u0163o?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bine, bunicu\u0163o. Uite m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu lupul \u015fi mi-a zis c\u0103 el are o chei\u0163\u0103, eu am o broscu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eempreun\u0103 s\u0103 deschidem broscu\u0163a mea cu chei\u0163a lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Lua-l-ar naiba de lup. Mie mi-a zis c\u0103 are o trompet\u0103 \u015fi m-a pus s\u0103 suflu \u00een ea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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