{"id":2289,"date":"2024-07-17T20:02:42","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T20:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2289"},"modified":"2024-07-17T20:02:42","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T20:02:42","slug":"ne-am-dus-la-munte-si-am-inchiriat-o-camera-cu-demipensiune-in-prima-zi-le-a-murit-o-gaina-asa-ca-ni-s-a-servit-supa-de-gainaa-doua-zi-le-a-murit-porculdupa-aceea-batranul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2289","title":{"rendered":"Ne-am dus la munte si am inchiriat o camera cu demipensiune.In prima zi le-a murit o gaina asa ca ni s-a servit supa de gaina\u2026A doua zi le-a murit porcul\u2026Dupa aceea batranul\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"936\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4577-936x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4577-936x1024.jpeg 936w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4577-274x300.jpeg 274w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4577-768x840.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4577.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 936px) 100vw, 936px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip suna la o emisiune la radio sa ceara parerea unui psiholog:<br>\u2013 Domnule, am si eu o intrebare. Cum ii spui sotiei diplomat ca s-a ingrasat?<br>Psihologul asculta intrebarea si ii raspunde:<br>\u2013 Cand te-am cunoscut erai ca o floare, acum esti ca un buchet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie vine la politie sa reclame un jaf.<br>Politistul:<br>\u2013 Deci, ca sa lamurim, hotul v-a furat cerceii, bratara de aur si lantisorul de la gat?<br>\u2013 Da, domnule politist.<br>\u2013 Si de ce nu ati strigat cat ati putut dupa ajutor?<br>\u2013 Riscam ca hotul sa-mi vada si dintii de aur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Un cuplu de tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi din Bucure\u0219ti a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 niciun ban, nici de m\u00e2ncare, nici de \u00eentre\u021binere la bloc, de niciunele.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>\u2013 Dragul meu, nu v\u0103d alt\u0103 solu\u021bie dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fac din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd trotuarul.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Dup\u0103 multe discu\u021bii, el se \u00eenvoie\u0219te. Seara, femeia pleac\u0103 de acas\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentoarce diminea\u021ba:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>\u2013 Dragul meu, am c\u00e2\u0219tigat 510 lei!Dar cine \u021bi-a dat numai 10 lei?<\/em><\/strong>Cum cine?? Toti<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip suna la o emisiune la radio sa ceara parerea unui psiholog:\u2013 Domnule, am si eu o intrebare. Cum ii spui sotiei diplomat ca s-a ingrasat?Psihologul asculta intrebarea si ii raspunde:\u2013 Cand te-am cunoscut erai ca o floare, acum esti ca un buchet. 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