{"id":2285,"date":"2024-07-17T17:50:41","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T17:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2285"},"modified":"2024-07-17T17:50:41","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T17:50:41","slug":"baiete-cat-e-ceasul-1445-la-1500-sa-ma-pupimilitistul-incepe-sa-alerge-dupa-copil-dupa-colt-comandantul-ce-ai-mai-cu-baietul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2285","title":{"rendered":"Baiete cat e ceasul? 14:45 la 15:00 sa ma pupi\u2026Militistul incepe sa alerge dupa copil dupa colt comandantul: Ce ai mai cu baietul??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"984\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4570-984x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4570-984x1024.jpeg 984w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4570-288x300.jpeg 288w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4570-768x799.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4570.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un taran, mergand pe ogor, vede pe jos un pestisor de aur. Cum se zbatea pestisorul pe uscat, minune mare, incepe sa vorbeasca:<br>\u2013 Tarane, fie-ti mila de mine, arunca-ma te rog in balta aia, ca eu sunt regele pestisorilor si ti-oi da tot ce vrei.<br>\u2013 \u2026<br>\u2013 Te rog frumos, tarane, arunca-ma in apa ca ti-oi da toate bogatiile pamantului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u2026<br>\u2013 Indura-te tarane, o sa-ti dau cel mai frumos palat din lume sa stai in el!<br>Cu naduf si indesat, taranul nostru puse calciiul pe pestisor si il strivi in tarana.<br>\u2013 Ma, pe cine faci tu taran?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi ardeleni taiau o bomba cu fierastraul.\u00a0<br>Vine al treilea si ii intreaba: \u201eMa, da\u2019 daca explodeaza?\u201d\u00a0<br>La care ceilalti doi: \u201eApai nu-i bai, ca mai avem una!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un taran, mergand pe ogor, vede pe jos un pestisor de aur. Cum se zbatea pestisorul pe uscat, minune mare, incepe sa vorbeasca:\u2013 Tarane, fie-ti mila de mine, arunca-ma te rog in balta aia, ca eu sunt regele pestisorilor si ti-oi da tot ce vrei.\u2013 \u2026\u2013 Te rog frumos, tarane, arunca-ma in apa ca ti-oi &#8230; <a title=\"Baiete cat e ceasul? 14:45 la 15:00 sa ma pupi\u2026Militistul incepe sa alerge dupa copil dupa colt comandantul: Ce ai mai cu baietul??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2285\" aria-label=\"Read more about Baiete cat e ceasul? 14:45 la 15:00 sa ma pupi\u2026Militistul incepe sa alerge dupa copil dupa colt comandantul: Ce ai mai cu baietul??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2287,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2285\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}