Hai s\u0103 mergem o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 peste hotare, pentru a ne odihni un pic.Secretara ajung\u00e2nd acas\u0103 \u00eei spune so\u0163ului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dragule, trebuie s\u0103 plec cu \u015feful pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een deplasare, a\u015fa c\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 te descurci singur \u00een timpul acesta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 amanta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iubito, so\u0163ia mea pleac\u0103 \u00een deplasare pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, hai s\u0103 profit\u0103m din plin de acest lucru.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul, c\u0103reia \u00eei d\u0103dea ore suplimentare la matematic\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Voi fi foarte ocupat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, a\u015fa c\u0103, \u00een aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103 nu vom face lec\u0163ii.Copilul bucuros \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bunele, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare nu fac lec\u0163ii deoarece profesoara e foarte ocupat\u0103, hai s\u0103 petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunicul, directorul unei companii, o sun\u0103 pe secretar\u0103:\u2013 S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta nepotul vrea s\u0103 o petrec cu el, a\u015fa c\u0103 am\u00e2n\u0103m c\u0103l\u0103toria.Secretara sun\u0103 so\u0163ul:\u2013 Nu plec nic\u0103ieri, se am\u00e2n\u0103 deplasarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul sun\u0103 amanta:\u2013 So\u0163ia st\u0103 acas\u0103, petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103 alt\u0103 dat\u0103.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul:\u2013 M-am eliberat, facem lec\u0163ii \u00een mod normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copilul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bunele, planurile s-au schimbat, nu o s\u0103 putem s\u0103 ne vedem s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunelul sun\u0103 amanta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Draga mea, am rezolvat problema, plec\u0103m a\u015fa cum am hot\u0103r\u00e2t ini\u0163ial\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un cuplu de tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi din Bucure\u0219ti a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 niciun ban, nici de m\u00e2ncare, nici de \u00eentre\u021binere la bloc, de niciunele.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dragul meu, nu v\u0103d alt\u0103 solu\u021bie dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fac din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd trotuarul.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dup\u0103 multe discu\u021bii, el se \u00eenvoie\u0219te. Seara, femeia pleac\u0103 de acas\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentoarce diminea\u021ba:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dragul meu, am c\u00e2\u0219tigat 510 lei!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar cine \u021bi-a dat numai 10 lei?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hai s\u0103 mergem o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 peste hotare, pentru a ne odihni un pic.Secretara ajung\u00e2nd acas\u0103 \u00eei spune so\u0163ului: \u2013 Dragule, trebuie s\u0103 plec cu \u015feful pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een deplasare, a\u015fa c\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 te descurci singur \u00een timpul acesta. So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 amanta: \u2013 Iubito, so\u0163ia mea pleac\u0103 \u00een deplasare pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2276,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}