Ion si Vasile, buni prieteni.- Mai Vasile, da-mi imprumut un chil de palinca pana ce-oi face-o pe-a me.- Ia, mai Ioane, ca doar suntem pretini.Ion, dupa doua zile:- Mai Vasile, mai da-mi un chil de palinca, ma, ca n-am reusit s-o facpe-a me.- Ia, ma Ioane, c-o s-o faci azi, mane si tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion dupa o saptamana venea spre poarta lui Vasile care era la masa cu Maria lui.Vasile ii zice lu\u2019 nevastasa:- Tu, Marie, daca vine la noi, zi-i ca nu-s acasa (si se baga sub pat).Vine Ion si zice:- Ziua buna, Marie !- Ziua buna, Ioane.- Apai, Vasalie une-i ?- Nu-i acasa, zice ea.- No, eu am vinit cu ale doua chile de palinca si cu inca o jumate sa necinstim ca-ntre pretini din palinca noua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daca Vasile nu-i aci, ne-om cinsti doar noi.Se cinstesc, se-ncalzesc, se suie-n pat si s-apuca Ion de \u2026 Maria.Vasile de sub pat aude, simte oarece si cugeta adanc:Tu-i mama ei de treaba , Ce sa fac ? Pusca am, cartuse am, cureaua-i lata,da\u2019 nu-s acasa\u2026..\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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