{"id":2268,"date":"2024-07-16T17:47:07","date_gmt":"2024-07-16T17:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2268"},"modified":"2024-07-16T17:47:07","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T17:47:07","slug":"soacra-plictisita-vreau-sa-mergem-si-eu-la-cursuri-de-dans-ginerele-euforic-sigur-mama-soacra-imi-pun-imediat-pe-lista-de-prioritati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2268","title":{"rendered":"Soacra plictisita : Vreau sa mergem si eu la cursuri de dans. Ginerele euforic: Sigur mama soacra ! Imi pun imediat pe lista de prioritati.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"920\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4525-1024x920.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4525-1024x920.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4525-300x269.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4525-768x690.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4525.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea vrea s\u0103 \u015ftie ce profesie au p\u0103rin\u0163ii copiilor:<br>\u2013 Ion, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Tata e pilot.<br>\u2013 Andrei, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Tata e doctor.<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Tat\u0103l meu e decedat\u2026<br>\u2013 Vai, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, condolean\u021be, dar \u00eenainte de asta ce a f\u0103cut?<br>\u2013 S-a \u00eenvine\u0163it \u015fi a dat ochii peste cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un francez, aflat \u00een Anglia timp de dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, nu a v\u0103zut soarele deloc\u2026<br>La un ceai, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe osp\u0103tar.<br>\u2013 Pe aici plou\u0103 des?<br>\u2013 Cam de dou\u0103 ori pe an.<br>\u2013 \u0218i cam c\u00e2t \u021bine?<br>\u2013 Cam \u0219ase luni\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea vrea s\u0103 \u015ftie ce profesie au p\u0103rin\u0163ii copiilor:\u2013 Ion, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?\u2013 Tata e pilot.\u2013 Andrei, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?\u2013 Tata e doctor.\u2013 Bul\u0103, ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?\u2013 Tat\u0103l meu e decedat\u2026\u2013 Vai, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, condolean\u021be, dar \u00eenainte de asta ce a f\u0103cut?\u2013 S-a \u00eenvine\u0163it \u015fi a dat ochii peste cap. Un francez, &#8230; <a title=\"Soacra plictisita : Vreau sa mergem si eu la cursuri de dans. Ginerele euforic: Sigur mama soacra ! Imi pun imediat pe lista de prioritati..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2268\" aria-label=\"Read more about Soacra plictisita : Vreau sa mergem si eu la cursuri de dans. Ginerele euforic: Sigur mama soacra ! Imi pun imediat pe lista de prioritati..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2270,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}