{"id":2261,"date":"2024-07-16T12:56:11","date_gmt":"2024-07-16T12:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2261"},"modified":"2024-07-16T12:56:11","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T12:56:11","slug":"un-tip-cu-chef-si-foarte-dragastos-intra-in-dormitor-si-isi-intreaba-sotia-draga-ne-jucam-si-noi-de-a-doctorul-ala-de-stat-sau-ala-privat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2261","title":{"rendered":"Un tip cu chef si foarte dragastos intra in dormitor si isi intreaba sotia: Draga ne jucam si noi de-a doctorul? Ala de stat sau ala privat?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1017\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4500-1024x1017.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4500-1024x1017.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4500-300x298.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4500-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4500-768x763.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4500.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barbat se uita la TV si se trezeste cu o tigaie in cap de la nevasta:<br>\u2013 Asta pentru ce este, draga?\u00a0<br>\u2013 Ce e cu numele Laura, scris pe biletul ala?<br>\u2013 A, e numele unui cal pe care am pariat la cursele de cai!<br>Sotia pleaca linistita\u2026 A doua zi, barbatul se trezeste cu o tigaie si mai zdravana in cap.<br>\u2013 Asta pentru ce mai e, draga?<br>\u2013 Te-a sunat calul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum e sa fii insurat, Mitica?<br>\u2013 Pai, cum sa fie? N-am voie sa beau, n-am voie sa fumez, n-am voie sa merg cu amicii la o bere, n-am voie sa ma uit dupa vreo femeie pe strada\u2026<br>\u2013 Inseamna ca regreti pasul pe care l-ai facut?<br>\u2013 Nici asta n-am voie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei prieteni se lauda cu nevestele lor.<br>Primul: \u2013 Eu am o nevasta ca o libelula!<br>Al doilea: \u2013 Nevasta-mea e ca o caprioara!<br>Al treilea sta, se gandeste si dupa cinci minute zice:<br>\u2013 Pai\u2026 nici a mea nu prea seamana a om!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un barbat se uita la TV si se trezeste cu o tigaie in cap de la nevasta:\u2013 Asta pentru ce este, draga?\u00a0\u2013 Ce e cu numele Laura, scris pe biletul ala?\u2013 A, e numele unui cal pe care am pariat la cursele de cai!Sotia pleaca linistita\u2026 A doua zi, barbatul se trezeste cu o tigaie &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip cu chef si foarte dragastos intra in dormitor si isi intreaba sotia: Draga ne jucam si noi de-a doctorul? Ala de stat sau ala privat?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2261\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip cu chef si foarte dragastos intra in dormitor si isi intreaba sotia: Draga ne jucam si noi de-a doctorul? Ala de stat sau ala privat?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}