Ion se foie\u0219te \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria \u0219i nu poate adormi.
\u2013 Ioane, de ce nu po\u021bi dormi?
\u2013 Tu Marie, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun io \u021bie, am o datorie de 2000 de lei la vecinu Petre, tr\u0103b\u0103 s\u0103-i dau banii m\u00e2ine dimineat\u0103 c\u0103 lui \u00eei tr\u0103b\u0103 neap\u0103rat, da io nu-i am.
Si m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc cum s\u0103 fac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, stai tu lini\u0219tit c\u0103 rezolv eu problema asta.
Se scoal\u0103 Maria, iese \u00een c\u0103me\u0219a de noapte pe pragul casei \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 strige:
\u2013 M\u0103 Petre m\u0103!Aude Petre c\u0103 \u00eel strig\u0103 cineva \u0219i iese afar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103rie, tu e\u0219ti?
\u2013 Io-s m\u0103 Petre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da ce-i baiu?
\u2013 Stai s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva. Are Ion al meu o datorie la tine?
\u2013 Are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si tr\u0103b\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bi-o pl\u0103teasc\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103?
\u2013 Tr\u0103b\u0103!
\u2013 No, auzi m\u0103 Petre. S\u0103 stii c\u0103 Ion nu are de unde s\u0103-\u021bi deie banii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intr\u0103 Maria \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i-i zice lu Ion:
\u2013 No Ioane, culc\u0103-te tu lini\u0219tit c\u0103 amu nu mai doarme Petre.
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus
La o mare recep\u021bie, unde se adunase toat\u0103 lumea bun\u0103 a unui mare ora\u0219, pentru a crea atmosfer\u0103, sunt aduse mai multe trupe de c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bi \u0219i de comedie.
Printre acestea \u0219i un dresor de purici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acesta f\u0103cea demonstra\u021bii cu puricele John care s\u0103rea exact acolo unde-i spunea dresorul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La un salt, puricele gre\u0219e\u0219te \u0219i sare \u00een sutienul foarte voluminos al unei doamne extrem de elegante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doamna bag\u0103 m\u00e2na, \u00eel caut\u0103, \u00eel recupereaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee-l \u00eenapoiaz\u0103 dresorului.
Acesta vrea s\u0103 continue demonstra\u021bia, dar puricele nu mai vrea s\u0103 sar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dresorul \u00eel prive\u0219te atent \u0219i-i zice doamnei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, a\u021bi putea s\u0103 mai c\u0103uta\u021bi?
\u2013 De ce?
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 \u0103sta nu este John!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ion se foie\u0219te \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria \u0219i nu poate adormi.\u2013 Ioane, de ce nu po\u021bi dormi?\u2013 Tu Marie, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun io \u021bie, am o datorie de 2000 de lei la vecinu Petre, tr\u0103b\u0103 s\u0103-i dau banii m\u00e2ine dimineat\u0103 c\u0103 lui \u00eei tr\u0103b\u0103 neap\u0103rat, da io nu-i am.Si m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc cum s\u0103 fac. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2254,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}