Ion se \u00eentoarce de la c\u00e2mp si o gaseste pe Maria \u00een pat cu Gheorghe (prietenul lui cel mai bun).
Da cu coasa de pam\u00e2nt si zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No, ba Marie. Cu cel mai bun prieten al meu?!? C\u00e2te am facut eu pentru tine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te-am luat, te-am educat si \u00eembracat, nu te pun sa faci de m\u00e2ncare\u2026
Si tu ba Gheorghe\u2026 Am fost prieteni de mici baaaaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2te batai am luat de la tactu \u00eencerc\u00e2nd sa te scap pe tine baaaa\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si dati-o in aia a mea de treaba, macar nu va mai faceti nimic c\u00e2nd vorbesc cu voi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus
Profesoara \u00eei \u00eentreaba pe copii ce man\u00e2nca ei acasa.
Bula:
\u2013 Ceai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profa \u00eei spune ca nu e bine, ca o sa aiba inspectie si ca daca \u00eel \u00eentreaba ce man\u00e2nca sa spuna ca man\u00e2nca friptura\u2026
A doua zi \u2013 inspectie.
Inspectorul:
\u2013 Ce m\u00eencati voi acasa, copii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula:
\u2013 Friptura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Toata ziua friptura?
\u2013 Da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si c\u00e2ta friptura man\u00eenci tu, Bula, seara?
\u2013 Cam doua cani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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