Un ginecolog vrea s\u0103 se reprofileze auzind c\u0103 ar c\u00e2\u015ftiga mai bine ca mecanic auto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenva\u0163\u0103 individul \u015fi se duce la un service auto s\u0103 dea test de angajare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se duce \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe mecanicu` \u015fef:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bine dom`ne, cum se poate a\u015fa ceva: \u0103sta a luat 5, \u0103sta 7, eu 15?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Da, domne, hai s\u0103 vedem: \u0163i-am dat s\u0103 desfaci carburatorul, l-ai deschis corect, 5 puncte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te-am pus s\u0103-l \u00eenchizi, l-ai inchis corect: 5 puncte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei ti-am mai dat 5 puncte de la mine c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut totul prin \u0163eava de e\u015fapament!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip se duce la preot :
\u2013 Parinte am pacate mari.
\u2013 Spune fiule, D-zeu e mare si iarta.
\u2013 Parinte in timpul razboiului am ascuns un evreu in beci.
\u2013 Fiule, asta nu e pacat i-ai salvat viata. Mergi cu Domnul linistit acasa.
\u2013 Da, Parinte, dar i-am cerut 20 de dolari pe zi.
\u2013 Fiule, asta nu este bine. Ai profitat de necazul lui. Dar totusi i-ai salvat viata. Mergi acasa tine post 2 saptamani si fa rugaciuni. Omul pleaca, nu prea convins, si dupa 5 minute bate la usa preotului din nou.
Intra si il intreaba pe preot:
\u2013 Parinte, crezi ca ar fi bine sa-i spun ca s-a termninat razboiul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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