{"id":224,"date":"2024-04-21T11:18:39","date_gmt":"2024-04-21T11:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=224"},"modified":"2024-04-21T11:18:39","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T11:18:39","slug":"224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=224","title":{"rendered":"UN ARAB CU SOTIA SA MERGEAU PRIN DESERT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713697744752.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713697744752.jpg 640w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713697744752-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">UN ARAB CU SOTIA SA MERGAU PRIN DESERT<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br>Mergea un arab prin desert. Inaintea sa \u2013 sotia. Se intanesc cu un alt arab care il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Mahmud, de ce ii permiti unei femei sa mearga inaintea ta, doar in lege scrie ca femeia trebuie sa mearga DUPA barbat?<br>Mahmud raspunde:<br>\u2013 Scumpule, cand se scriau legile, drumurile nu erau minate\u2026<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moscova, anii \u201950. Interdic\u021bie de ie\u0219ire \u00eentre orele 21\u2070\u2070 \u0219i 6\u2070\u2070. Doi mili\u021bieni v\u0103d unul care se furi\u0219a. Unul scoate mitraliera \u0219i \u00eel \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103.<br>\u2013 Volodia, de ce l-ai \u00eempu\u0219cat? E numai 20:45!<br>\u2013 \u00cel cunosc, st\u0103 departe! Nu mai ajungea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un camping, doi tipi se duc la du\u015furi dar \u00ee\u015fi dau seama c\u0103 au uitat s\u0103punurile.<br>A\u015fa c\u0103 unul din ei se \u00eentoarce \u00een pielea goala \u00een fuga \u00een camera, ia doua s\u0103punuri \u015fi fuge spre du\u015furi.<br>Pe culoar se \u00eentalneste cu trei blonde.<br>Ca s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 de r\u00e2s, se preface c\u0103 e statuie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Ajung tipele \u00een dreptul lui \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 comenteze.<br>\u2013 Ce-o fi asta ?<br>\u00centreaba una.<br>A doua, uit\u00e2ndu-se la penisul tipului, zice:<br>\u2013 Poate ca ar trebui s\u0103 tragem de manerul \u0103sta.<br>Trage ea \u015fi tipul scap\u0103 un s\u0103pun.<br>\u2013 Aaa, ia uite, e distribuitor de s\u0103punuri, zice prima.<br>\u2013 Ooo, s\u0103 incerc \u015fi eu, zice a doua \u0219i trage \u015fi ea p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd tipul scap\u0103 \u015fi al doilea sapun.<br>\u2013 Acum e r\u00e2ndul meu, zice a treia blond\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103\u2026<br>Tipa tot tr\u0103gea furioas\u0103 c\u0103 nu pica nici-un s\u0103pun \u015fi, la un moment dat, cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ia uite, are \u015fi s\u0103pun lichid !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UN ARAB CU SOTIA SA MERGAU PRIN DESERT Mergea un arab prin desert. Inaintea sa \u2013 sotia. Se intanesc cu un alt arab care il intreaba:\u2013 Mahmud, de ce ii permiti unei femei sa mearga inaintea ta, doar in lege scrie ca femeia trebuie sa mearga DUPA barbat?Mahmud raspunde:\u2013 Scumpule, cand se scriau legile, drumurile &#8230; <a title=\"UN ARAB CU SOTIA SA MERGEAU PRIN DESERT\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=224\" aria-label=\"Read more about UN ARAB CU SOTIA SA MERGEAU PRIN DESERT\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":225,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}