C\u0103s\u0103toria dintre b\u0103tr\u00e2nul fermier \u015fi t\u00e2n\u0103ra sa so\u0163ie nu decurgea prea bine\u2026 De aceea, b\u0103tr\u00e2nul s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la medic, pentru a vedea ce este \u00een neregul\u0103 cu el. Dup\u0103 consulta\u0163ie, doctorul i-a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Data viitoare c\u00e2nd e\u015fti pe c\u00e2mp \u015fi sim\u0163i o dorin\u0163\u0103 fierbinte pentru so\u0163ie, nu mai a\u015ftepta p\u00e2n\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz sau p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, ci pleac\u0103 imediat spre cas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am \u00eencercat \u015fi a\u015fa \u2013 a spus fermierul \u2013 dar p\u00e2n\u0103 ajung acas\u0103 sunt at\u00e2t de obosit, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu mai pot face nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doctorul s-a g\u00e2ndit o clip\u0103 \u015fi i-a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci ia-\u0163i cu tine pu\u015fca \u015fi imediat ce sim\u0163i c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een puteri, trage un foc \u015fi spune-i c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd aude un foc de arm\u0103 s\u0103 vin\u0103 ea repede la tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, doctorul \u015fi fermierul s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit pe strad\u0103 iar doctorul l-a \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei bine, cum a fost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Primele trei zile a fost foarte bine; apoi s-a deschis sezonul de v\u00e2n\u0103toare \u015fi de atunci n-am mai v\u0103zut-o.\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-un sat din Rom\u00e2nia se zvonea c\u0103 va fi o invazie a extratere\u015ftrilor.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Vine Georgel cu vestea la to\u0163i cet\u0103\u0163enii, spun\u00e2ndu-le:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Vede\u0163i c\u0103 ne-ar putea invada extratere\u015ftrii! Sunt oameni mici de statur\u0103, verzi \u015fi cu ochii mari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A doua zi Georgel se duce pe c\u00e2mp s\u0103 coseasc\u0103. La un moment dat vede ceva verzui \u00eentr-un tufi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se apropie \u015fi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Salut, eu sunt Georgel, p\u0103m\u00e2ntean \u015fi cosesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" C\u0103s\u0103toria dintre b\u0103tr\u00e2nul fermier \u015fi t\u00e2n\u0103ra sa so\u0163ie nu decurgea prea bine\u2026 De aceea, b\u0103tr\u00e2nul s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la medic, pentru a vedea ce este \u00een neregul\u0103 cu el. Dup\u0103 consulta\u0163ie, doctorul i-a spus: \u2013 Data viitoare c\u00e2nd e\u015fti pe c\u00e2mp \u015fi sim\u0163i o dorin\u0163\u0103 fierbinte pentru so\u0163ie, nu mai a\u015ftepta p\u00e2n\u0103 la … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2238,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}