Bula, de ce nu scrii
-Bula, de ce nu scrii?
-Eu nu are creion, doamna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu e corect sa spui\u201deu nu are creion\u201d.Fii atent se pronunta astfel:\u201dEu nu am creion, tu nu ai creion,el nu are creion,noi nu avem creioane
-Dar cine a furat toate creioanele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:
Doi \u0163igani ajung \u00een fa\u0163a judec\u0103torului pentru c\u0103 vroiau s\u0103 divor\u0163eze.
Piranda zice ca motivul e faptul c\u0103 el nu mai poate face amor cu ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum, m\u0103i \u0163igane!? \u2013 se mir\u0103 judec\u0103torul, care-l chemase mai aproape pe \u0163igan \u015fi-i vorbea \u00een \u015foapt\u0103. Nu mai po\u0163i nici m\u0103car o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103?
\u2013 \u015etiu \u015fi eu, dom\u2019 judec\u0103tor? \u2013 b\u00e2guie \u0163iganul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar o dat\u0103 pe lun\u0103?
\u2013 ?!
\u2013 Ei, dar cel pu\u0163in o dat\u0103 pe trimestru?
\u2013 Ah, da! A\u015fa pot! \u2013 zice \u0163iganul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ei! \u2013 anun\u0163\u0103 judec\u0103torul cu voce tare. Av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere num\u0103rul mare de copii pe care-l au p\u0103r\u0163ile, precum \u015fi angajamentul p\u00e2r\u00e2tului de a-\u015fi face datoria de so\u0163 o dat\u0103 pe trimestru, cazul se \u00eenchide! Mul\u0163umite p\u0103r\u0163ile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mul\u0163umite! \u2013 r\u0103spund \u0163iganii \u00een cor.
C\u00e2nd s\u0103 ias\u0103 ei din sal\u0103, Piranda \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Dom\u2019 judec\u0103tor! Ia spune, frumosule, cam c\u00e2te\u2026 de \u0103lea\u2026 tremestre are noaptea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Bula, de ce nu scrii-Bula, de ce nu scrii?-Eu nu are creion, doamna. -Nu e corect sa spui\u201deu nu are creion\u201d.Fii atent se pronunta astfel:\u201dEu nu am creion, tu nu ai creion,el nu are creion,noi nu avem creioane-Dar cine a furat toate creioanele? Citi\u021bi \u0219i:Doi \u0163igani ajung \u00een fa\u0163a judec\u0103torului pentru c\u0103 vroiau s\u0103 divor\u0163eze.Piranda … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}