Bul\u0103, sun\u0103-l pe taic\u0103-tu \u015fi vezi c\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103!
\u2013 Am sunat, mam\u0103, dar r\u0103spunde o femeie \u015fi nu vrea s\u0103 mi-l dea la telefon.
Se face sear\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103rbatul ajunge acas\u0103. So\u0163ia, foarte nervoas\u0103 \u015fi geloas\u0103, se duce direct la el si \u00eei d\u0103 dou\u0103 palme.
\u2013 Pentru ce au fost astea, femeie?
\u2013 Bul\u0103, spune-i tat\u0103lui t\u0103u ce zicea femeia aia?
\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 \u201cPentru moment, abonatul nu poate fi contactat, v\u0103 rug\u0103m reveni\u0163i!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Doi tipi, am\u00e2ndoi c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i, stau de vorb\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bul\u0103, sun\u0103-l pe taic\u0103-tu \u015fi vezi c\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103!\u2013 Am sunat, mam\u0103, dar r\u0103spunde o femeie \u015fi nu vrea s\u0103 mi-l dea la telefon.Se face sear\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103rbatul ajunge acas\u0103. So\u0163ia, foarte nervoas\u0103 \u015fi geloas\u0103, se duce direct la el si \u00eei d\u0103 dou\u0103 palme.\u2013 Pentru ce au fost astea, femeie?\u2013 Bul\u0103, spune-i tat\u0103lui t\u0103u … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu ce s\u0103 m\u0103 mai fac! De c\u00e2te ori vin acas\u0103 dup\u0103 ce am b\u0103ut, sting luminile, opresc motorul \u015fi \u00eemping ma\u015fina \u00een garaj. \u00cemi scot pantofii, urc sc\u0103rile c\u00e2t de \u00eencet pot, m\u0103 dezbrac \u00een baie, m\u0103 strecor \u00een pat \u015fi nevast\u0103-mea tot \u0163ip\u0103 la mine c\u0103 unde am umblat p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia!!
Prietenul s\u0103u se uit\u0103 la el \u015fi-i spune:
\u2013 E evident c\u0103 procedezi gre\u015fit. Eu sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2i ro\u0163ile pe strad\u0103, tr\u00e2ntesc u\u015fa, fac g\u0103l\u0103gie pe sc\u0103ri, \u00eemi arunc pantofii \u00een dulap, sar \u00een pat, \u00eemi frec m\u00e2inile de fundul nevesti-mi \u015fi-i zic: \u201eCe zici de o partida scurta\u201d? \u015ei ea \u00eentotdeauna se face c\u0103 doarme<\/p>\n\n\n\n