Bula ii spune Mariei:
-Maria, daca te cateri in copac iti dau 1 leu!
Maria se catara in copac, apoi merge acasa si ii zice mamei:
\u2013 Mama, mama, Bula mi-a dat 1 leu ca sa ma catar in copac.
\u2013 Vai, fiica mea, dar proasta mai esti! A vrut sa se uite la chilotii tai
A doua zi\u2026
\u2013 Maria daca te cateri in copac iti dau 2 lei!
Maria se catara din nou in copac, apoi fuge acasa si-i spune mamei:
\u2013 Mama, mama, Bula mi-a dat 2 lei ca sa ma catar in copac.
\u2013 Vai, fiica mea, nu ti-am zis ca vrea sa se uite la chilotii tai?
\u2013 Ba da, mama! Dar de data asta nu mi-am mai luat chilotii pe mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-un bar, intr\u0103 un tip foarte mul\u0163umit:
\u2013 De b\u0103ut la toat\u0103 lumea. Fac cinste! Mi s-a n\u0103scut un fiu!
\u2013 Ce greutate?
\u2013 4 kg!
\u2013 Lungime?
\u2013 53 cm!
\u2013 Cum se simte so\u0163ia?
\u2013 Ea \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u015ftie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Bula ii spune Mariei:-Maria, daca te cateri in copac iti dau 1 leu!Maria se catara in copac, apoi merge acasa si ii zice mamei:\u2013 Mama, mama, Bula mi-a dat 1 leu ca sa ma catar in copac.\u2013 Vai, fiica mea, dar proasta mai esti! A vrut sa se uite la chilotii taiA doua zi\u2026\u2013 Maria … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2226,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}