Vine primul fiu acas\u0103:
\u2013 Tat\u0103, d\u0103-mi cinci milioane c\u0103 am l\u0103sat-o pe una gravid\u0103.
Vine al doilea fiu acas\u0103:
\u2013 Tat\u0103 d\u0103-mi \u0219apte milioane c\u0103 am l\u0103sat-o pe una gravid\u0103.
Vine \u0219i fiica:
\u2013 Tat\u0103 am r\u0103mas gravid\u0103.
Tat\u0103l:
\u2013 \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it se mai \u0219i \u00eencaseaz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sun\u0103 telefonul la sediul poli\u0163iei.
\u2013 Alo, poli\u0163ia?
\u2013 Da. Ce dori\u0163i?
\u2013 Am sunat ca s\u0103-l denun\u0163 pe vecinul meu Gheorghe c\u0103 ascunde droguri \u00een lemnele de foc.
\u2013 Mul\u0163umim pentru apel, domnule.
A doua zi, dis de diminea\u0163\u0103, poli\u0163i\u015ftii descind la casa lui Gheorghe. \u00cenarma\u0163i cu topoare, p\u0103trund \u00een \u015fura \u00een care acesta \u0163inea lemnele de foc, spintec\u0103 fiecare lemn \u00een parte, dar nici urm\u0103 de droguri. \u00ce\u015fi cer scuze pentru deranj \u015fi pleac\u0103.
Sun\u0103 telefonul la Gheorghe:
\u2013 Salut, Gheo! A venit poli\u0163ia?
\u2013 Da.
\u2013 \u0162i-au spart lemnele?
\u2013 Da.
\u2013 Na, bine. Acum e r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u s\u0103 suni. \u015ei gr\u0103dina mea trebuie s\u0103pat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Vine primul fiu acas\u0103:\u2013 Tat\u0103, d\u0103-mi cinci milioane c\u0103 am l\u0103sat-o pe una gravid\u0103.Vine al doilea fiu acas\u0103:\u2013 Tat\u0103 d\u0103-mi \u0219apte milioane c\u0103 am l\u0103sat-o pe una gravid\u0103.Vine \u0219i fiica:\u2013 Tat\u0103 am r\u0103mas gravid\u0103.Tat\u0103l:\u2013 \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it se mai \u0219i \u00eencaseaz\u0103! Sun\u0103 telefonul la sediul poli\u0163iei.\u2013 Alo, poli\u0163ia?\u2013 Da. Ce dori\u0163i?\u2013 Am sunat ca s\u0103-l denun\u0163 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2223,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}