{"id":2215,"date":"2024-07-12T19:16:49","date_gmt":"2024-07-12T19:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2024-07-12T19:16:49","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T19:16:49","slug":"la-un-restaurant-clientul-catre-chelner-la-vederea-notei-de-plata-ei-dracie-500-de-lei-pentru-in-pranz-puteati-macar-sa-faceti-o-reducere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2215","title":{"rendered":"La un restaurant clientul catre chelner la vederea notei de plata: Ei dracie 500 de lei pentru in pranz. Puteati macar sa faceti o reducere.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"988\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4358-1024x988.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4358-1024x988.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4358-300x289.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4358-768x741.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4358.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi ardeleni taiau lemne pentru iarna pe un frig naprasnic.<br>\u2013 D-apoi cum de nu ai luat sapca aia cu urechi?<br>\u2013 De cand am avut accidentul n-o mai port!<br>\u2013 Ce accident?<br>\u2013 Mi s-o oferit o palinca si n-am auzit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip merge cu Mercedes-ul pe autostrada cu viteza foarte mare.\u00a0<br>La un moment dat loveste o pasare.\u00a0<br>Opreste masina, coboara si ia pasarea de jos dupa care o duce acasa unde o ingrijeste si o pune intr-o colivie.\u00a0<br>Cand isi revine, pasarea exclama:<br>\u2013 Mai sa fie, l-am omorat pe ala cu Mercedesul si am ajuns la inchisoare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In timp ce Alinuta mergea pe strada, mestecand ingandurata, se intalneste cu o prietena, care o intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ce mesteci acolo, Alinuta?<br>\u2013 O lama.<br>\u2013 E \u2018Orbit\u2019, cumva?<br>\u2013 Nu! E\u2026 \u2018Gillette\u2019!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi ardeleni taiau lemne pentru iarna pe un frig naprasnic.\u2013 D-apoi cum de nu ai luat sapca aia cu urechi?\u2013 De cand am avut accidentul n-o mai port!\u2013 Ce accident?\u2013 Mi s-o oferit o palinca si n-am auzit\u2026 Un tip merge cu Mercedes-ul pe autostrada cu viteza foarte mare.\u00a0La un moment dat loveste o pasare.\u00a0Opreste &#8230; <a title=\"La un restaurant clientul catre chelner la vederea notei de plata: Ei dracie 500 de lei pentru in pranz. Puteati macar sa faceti o reducere..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2215\" aria-label=\"Read more about La un restaurant clientul catre chelner la vederea notei de plata: Ei dracie 500 de lei pentru in pranz. Puteati macar sa faceti o reducere..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2217,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}