{"id":2210,"date":"2024-07-12T16:00:21","date_gmt":"2024-07-12T16:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2210"},"modified":"2024-07-12T16:00:21","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T16:00:21","slug":"se-pare-ca-sotul-tau-nu-este-cu-adevarat-fericit-cand-vin-in-vizita-nu-mam-stii-ca-el-este-ardelean-gandeste-foarte-incet-se-va","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2210","title":{"rendered":"Se pare ca sotul tau nu este cu adevarat fericit cand vin in vizita!?? Nu mam , stii ca el este ardelean gandeste foarte incet! Se va\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"887\" data-id=\"2212\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4352-1024x887.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4352-1024x887.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4352-300x260.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4352-768x665.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4352.jpeg 1039w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un betiv intr-un bar\u2026\u2026.<br>-Doua beri\u2026va rog !!!! La care barmanu \u2026\u2026\u2026:<br>-DA vad ca sunteti singur \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026de ce doua?<br>-Pai una o beau pt mine si una pt prietenul meu din USA<br>A doua zi iarasi betivul\u2026\u2026.<br>-Doua beri\u2026va rog !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I se aduc berile\u2026\u2026..Le bea<br>A treia zis betivul comanada:<br>-O bere va rog\u2026\u2026\u2026!!<br>-Pai nu mai beti doua \u2026\u2026ca de obicei?<br>-NU \u2026..Beau numai pt prietenul meu din USA ca eu m-am lasat de baut\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul c\u0103tre un elev \u00eembr\u0103cat aiurea:<br>\u2013 Bine m\u0103i b\u0103iete, chiar ai impresia c-o s\u0103 intri la mine la or\u0103 \u00een \u021binuta asta?<br>Dac\u0103 m-ai vedea pe mine \u201e\u00een\u021bolit\u201d a\u0219a, tu ce-ai zice?<br>\u2013 Nimic, domn profesor, eu am cei \u0219apte ani de-acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un betiv intr-un bar\u2026\u2026.-Doua beri\u2026va rog !!!! La care barmanu \u2026\u2026\u2026:-DA vad ca sunteti singur \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026de ce doua?-Pai una o beau pt mine si una pt prietenul meu din USAA doua zi iarasi betivul\u2026\u2026.-Doua beri\u2026va rog !! I se aduc berile\u2026\u2026..Le beaA treia zis betivul comanada:-O bere va rog\u2026\u2026\u2026!!-Pai nu mai beti doua \u2026\u2026ca de &#8230; <a title=\"Se pare ca sotul tau nu este cu adevarat fericit cand vin in vizita!?? Nu mam , stii ca el este ardelean gandeste foarte incet! Se va\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2210\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se pare ca sotul tau nu este cu adevarat fericit cand vin in vizita!?? Nu mam , stii ca el este ardelean gandeste foarte incet! Se va\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}