{"id":2204,"date":"2024-07-12T08:40:19","date_gmt":"2024-07-12T08:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2204"},"modified":"2024-07-12T08:40:19","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T08:40:19","slug":"vine-unul-cu-recensamantul-numele-dumneavoastra-adam-al-sotiei-eva-hai-nu-sta-cumva-si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2204","title":{"rendered":"Vine unul cu recensamantul: Numele dumneavoastra? Adam Al Sotiei? Eva ..Hai..nu sta cumva si.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"639\" data-id=\"2205\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4331-1024x639.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4331-1024x639.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4331-300x187.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4331-768x479.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4331.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un avocat s-a insurat cu o femeie care divortase de 10 barbati.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In noaptea nuntii ea ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Te rog ai grija cu mine, sunt fata mare la mama!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum? Cum se poate asta daca ai mai fost maritata de 10 ori?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai nr. 1 era agent de vanzari: tot imi spunea ce bine o sa fie dar nu facea nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 2 era programator: nu stia sigur cum functioneaza si imi tot spunea ca va cerceta problema si va reveni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 3 lucrat la service: zicea ca a verificat si ca totul este in regula dar totusi nu functiona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 4 lucra in telemarketing: ma tot intreba ce vreau dar nu primeam nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 5 era inginer: a inteles in principiu ce avea de facut, dar mi-a cerut trei ani ca sa proiecteze o noua metoda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 6 lucra la marketing: desi avea un produs dragut nu stia cum sa il pozitioneze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 7 era bugetar: credea ca stie cum se face insa zicea ca nu e sigur daca e treaba lui sau nu sa o faca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 8 era psiholog: nu facea decat sa vorbeasca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 9 era doctor nu facea decat sa se uite la ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nr. 10 era filatelist: el nu facea decat sa \u2026 oh, de el mi-e dor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si acum tu si sunt nerabdatoare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, zice el, dar de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu esti avocat, asa ca sigur vorbesti mult!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un avocat s-a insurat cu o femeie care divortase de 10 barbati. In noaptea nuntii ea ii spune: \u2013 Te rog ai grija cu mine, sunt fata mare la mama!! \u2013 Cum? Cum se poate asta daca ai mai fost maritata de 10 ori? \u2013 Pai nr. 1 era agent de vanzari: tot imi spunea &#8230; <a title=\"Vine unul cu recensamantul: Numele dumneavoastra? Adam Al Sotiei? Eva ..Hai..nu sta cumva si..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2204\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine unul cu recensamantul: Numele dumneavoastra? Adam Al Sotiei? Eva ..Hai..nu sta cumva si..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}