O blond\u0103 ajunge la serviciu pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote. \u015eeful o \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00eengrijorat ce a p\u0103\u0163it, la care ea r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAzi diminea\u0163\u0103 am primit telefon \u015fi am aflat c\u0103 mama a mur1t\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eeful o consoleaz\u0103:\u201cDe ce nu te duci acas\u0103 azi ca s\u0103 te odihne\u015fti? \u015ei-a\u015fa nu avem de lucru prea mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blond\u0103 refuz\u0103 spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 mai bine lucreaz\u0103 ca s\u0103 mai uite de necaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 ore \u015feful trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 biroul ei \u015fi o aude pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u015fi mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce s-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat?\u201d o \u00eentreab\u0103. La care ea r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTocmai a sunat sora mea \u015fi mi-a zis c\u0103 \u015fi mama ei a mur1t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un b\u0103rbat de v\u00e2rsta a doua a mers la amanta sa. \u00cen scara, unde locuia respectiva vede urm\u0103torul anunt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Liftul nu functioneaz\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amanta locuia la etajul 15, dar omul dornic de a tr\u0103i clipe frumoase si-a zis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mare lucru, pe aripile dragostei ajung \u0219i pe lun\u0103\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 la etajul 3 a urcat din fug\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe la etajul 6 deja mergea la pas greoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La etajul 8 a luat ceva pentru inim\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La etajul 12 s-a oprit, s-a a\u0219ezat pe una din trepte ca s\u0103-\u0219i trag\u0103 sufletul \u0219i s-a g\u00e2ndit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201ePoate am noroc s\u0103 n-o g\u0103sesc acas\u0103\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Medicul veterinar \u00eel l\u0103mure\u0219te pe studentul practicant, cum se administreaz\u0103 pastilele laxative:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pui pastila \u00een gur\u0103, iei un tub gol \u00een interior, un cap\u0103t \u00eel pui \u00een gura calului \u0219i sufli cu toat\u0103 puterea la cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, vine studentul cu o \u00eent\u00e2rziere de dou\u0103 ore, av\u00e2nd fa\u021ba de o culoare verde pal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? \u00eentreab\u0103 veterinarul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Calul a suflat primul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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