{"id":2174,"date":"2024-07-10T18:20:26","date_gmt":"2024-07-10T18:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2174"},"modified":"2024-07-10T18:20:26","modified_gmt":"2024-07-10T18:20:26","slug":"intr-un-compartiment-de-tren-doua-studente-care-plecau-in-vacanta-imparteau-aerul-cu-un-cioban-din-plictiseala-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2174","title":{"rendered":"Intr-un compartiment de tren doua studente care plecau in vacanta imparteau aerul cu un cioban.Din plictiseala.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"939\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2175\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4283-939x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4283-939x1024.jpeg 939w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4283-275x300.jpeg 275w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4283-768x838.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4283.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 939px) 100vw, 939px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barbat a primit la un moment dat vestea ca va fi tata.<br>Bucuros nevoie mare, in primele trei luni se g\u00e2ndea:<br>\u201eTe rog Doamne, sa fie baiat!\u201d.<br>\u00cen urmatoarele trei luni:<br>\u201eTe rog Doamne, sa fie al meu\u201d.<br>Iar \u00een ultimele trei luni:<br>\u201eTe rog, Doamne, sa nu fie negru.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parintii lui Bula se-nteleg intre ei sa vorbeasca codificat cand vor sa faca dragoste ca sa nu inteleaga Bula ce zic. Intr-o zi, ii zice tacsu lui Bula:<br>\u2013 Bula, du-te la mama si zi-i ca vreau sa bat la masina.<br>Se duce Bula la masa:<br>\u2013 Mama, mama, zice tata ca vrea sa bata la masina.<br>\u2013 Bine Bula, du-te si zi-i ca n-am decat cerneala rosie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ii zice Bula lui tacsu iar dupa vreo doua zile din nou il trimite tacsu pe Bula la masa, iar primeste raspuns ca n-are decat cerneala rosie si tot asa de cateva ori.<br>Dupa un timp, ii zice masa lui Bula:<br>\u2013 Bula, du-te la tata si zi-i ca am cerneala albastra acum.<br>Se duce, ii zice, la care tacsu:<br>\u2013 Bula, du-te si zi-i ca nu mai am nevoie de masina ei, am scris cu mana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un barbat a primit la un moment dat vestea ca va fi tata.Bucuros nevoie mare, in primele trei luni se g\u00e2ndea:\u201eTe rog Doamne, sa fie baiat!\u201d.\u00cen urmatoarele trei luni:\u201eTe rog Doamne, sa fie al meu\u201d.Iar \u00een ultimele trei luni:\u201eTe rog, Doamne, sa nu fie negru.\u201d Parintii lui Bula se-nteleg intre ei sa vorbeasca codificat cand &#8230; <a title=\"Intr-un compartiment de tren doua studente care plecau in vacanta imparteau aerul cu un cioban.Din plictiseala..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2174\" aria-label=\"Read more about Intr-un compartiment de tren doua studente care plecau in vacanta imparteau aerul cu un cioban.Din plictiseala..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2176,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}