\u015eeful furios \u00eei strig\u0103 secretarei:
\u2013 Cine v-a zis c\u0103 pentru simplul motiv, c\u0103 la ultima petrecere,
ne-am culcat \u00eempreun\u0103, ave\u0163i voie s\u0103 lenevi\u0163i \u00een birou?
La care ea, calm\u0103 pilindu-\u015fi unghiile:
\u2013 Avocatul meu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O tipa , care lucreaza ca ospatarita intr-un
restaurant, este trezita in miez de noapte de iubitul ei:
\u2013 Scumpo, te rog , vreau si eu un 69 !
\u2013 Esti nebun, pui cu broccoli la ora asta ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi pensionari stau de vorba \u00een Ci\u0219migiu. Primul spune:
\u2013 Eu de c\u00e2nd am ie\u0219it la pensie, n-am mai f\u0103cut s3x.
Cel\u0103lalt:
\u2013 Nici eu.
\u2013 \u0218tii ceva? Eu cred c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ne pun ceva \u00een pensie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u015eeful furios \u00eei strig\u0103 secretarei:\u2013 Cine v-a zis c\u0103 pentru simplul motiv, c\u0103 la ultima petrecere,ne-am culcat \u00eempreun\u0103, ave\u0163i voie s\u0103 lenevi\u0163i \u00een birou?La care ea, calm\u0103 pilindu-\u015fi unghiile:\u2013 Avocatul meu\u2026 O tipa , care lucreaza ca ospatarita intr-unrestaurant, este trezita in miez de noapte de iubitul ei:\u2013 Scumpo, te rog , vreau si eu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}