Ion si Vasile discuta la birt:
\u2013 Bai, Ioane iti plac femeile grase?
\u2013 Nu!
\u2013 Auzi, iti plac femeile cu fundul mare?
\u2013 Nu!
\u2013 Iti plac femeile cu celulita si neepilate?
\u2013 Nu!
\u2013 Atunci de ce te culci cu nevasta-mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta-mea mi-a gasit telefonul si a inceput sa-mi citeasca mesajele:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cine dracu\u2019 e Alina?!? zbiera ea. Si de ce scrie ca i-ar placea sa v-o trageti a 5-a oara saptamana asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hmm\u2026 cred ca a gresit numarul, draga\u2026 i-am raspuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum?!? Dar scrie destul de clar la final: \u201cTe astept cu nerabdare, draga Costele\u201d. Sau nu te cheama asa?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ion si Vasile discuta la birt:\u2013 Bai, Ioane iti plac femeile grase?\u2013 Nu!\u2013 Auzi, iti plac femeile cu fundul mare?\u2013 Nu!\u2013 Iti plac femeile cu celulita si neepilate?\u2013 Nu!\u2013 Atunci de ce te culci cu nevasta-mea? Nevasta-mea mi-a gasit telefonul si a inceput sa-mi citeasca mesajele: Cine dracu\u2019 e Alina?!? zbiera ea. Si de ce … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}