{"id":2150,"date":"2024-07-09T09:47:26","date_gmt":"2024-07-09T09:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2024-07-09T09:47:26","modified_gmt":"2024-07-09T09:47:26","slug":"marie-daca-te-culci-cu-mine-iti-dau-mobilul-meu-daca-e-asa-ioane-s-a-facutdupa-ce-termina-treaba-ion-da-sa-plece-ioane-zice-maria-da-mobilu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2150","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103rie, dac\u0103 te culci cu mine, \u00ee\u0163i dau mobilul meu.\u2013 Dac\u0103 e a\u015fa, Ioane, s-a f\u0103cut!Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 treaba, Ion d\u0103 s\u0103 plece.\u2013 Ioane, zice Maria, da\u2019 mobilu\u2019??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>M\u0103rie, dac\u0103 te culci cu mine, \u00ee\u0163i dau mobilul meu.<br>\u2013 Dac\u0103 e a\u015fa, Ioane, s-a f\u0103cut!<br>Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 treaba, Ion d\u0103 s\u0103 plece.<br>\u2013 Ioane, zice Maria, da\u2019 mobilu\u2019??<br>\u2013 Aaaaa, da, noteaz\u0103: 0726\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion: M\u0103 Gheo, asear\u0103 aproape c\u0103 l-am v\u0103zut pe tat\u0103\u2019t\u0103u.<br>Gheo: Doamne feri, d\u2019ap\u0103i ce vorb\u0103-i asta, m\u0103 Ioane? Ori l-ai v\u0103zut, ori nu l-ai v\u0103zut; cum \u00eei asta c\u0103 aproape c\u0103 l-ai v\u0103zut?<br>Ion: Pai m\u0103, tat\u0103\u2019t\u0103u nu lucra \u00een gara la Dej?<br>Gheo: Ba da.<br>Ion: \u015ei \u00een echipa lui nu au salopete de alea galbene, cu numere pe ele?<br>Gheo: Ba da.<br>Ion: \u015ei tat\u0103\u2019t\u0103u nu are num\u0103ru\u2019 55?<br>Gheo: Ba da.<br>Ion: No, ap\u0103i d\u2019aia zic, io l-am v\u0103zut pe \u0103la cu num\u0103ru\u2019 54.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103rie, dac\u0103 te culci cu mine, \u00ee\u0163i dau mobilul meu.\u2013 Dac\u0103 e a\u015fa, Ioane, s-a f\u0103cut!Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 treaba, Ion d\u0103 s\u0103 plece.\u2013 Ioane, zice Maria, da\u2019 mobilu\u2019??\u2013 Aaaaa, da, noteaz\u0103: 0726\u2026 Ion: M\u0103 Gheo, asear\u0103 aproape c\u0103 l-am v\u0103zut pe tat\u0103\u2019t\u0103u.Gheo: Doamne feri, d\u2019ap\u0103i ce vorb\u0103-i asta, m\u0103 Ioane? Ori l-ai v\u0103zut, ori nu &#8230; <a title=\"M\u0103rie, dac\u0103 te culci cu mine, \u00ee\u0163i dau mobilul meu.\u2013 Dac\u0103 e a\u015fa, Ioane, s-a f\u0103cut!Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 treaba, Ion d\u0103 s\u0103 plece.\u2013 Ioane, zice Maria, da\u2019 mobilu\u2019??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2150\" aria-label=\"Read more about M\u0103rie, dac\u0103 te culci cu mine, \u00ee\u0163i dau mobilul meu.\u2013 Dac\u0103 e a\u015fa, Ioane, s-a f\u0103cut!Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 treaba, Ion d\u0103 s\u0103 plece.\u2013 Ioane, zice Maria, da\u2019 mobilu\u2019??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2151,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}