Un \u015fofer de TIR avea de f\u0103cut o curs\u0103 de la Budapesta la Bucure\u015fti! C\u00e2nd intr\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u00eei face semn o gagic\u0103! El opre\u015fte TIR-ul \u015fi femeia se urc\u0103 \u00een cabin\u0103! Dup\u0103 pu\u0163in timp femeia zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Te deranjeaz\u0103 dac\u0103 dau bluza jos?
\u015eoferul nu zice nimic, \u015fi doamna \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 jos bluza. Dup\u0103 alte cinci minute:
\u2013 Te deranjeaz\u0103 dac\u0103 dau \u015fi fusta jos?
\u015eoferul impasibil se concentra la condus, \u00een timp ce femeia a r\u0103mas doar \u00een lenjerie intim\u0103. La un moment dat femeia \u00eencepe s\u0103-i fac\u0103 avansuri \u015foferului, dar el nimic, tot concentrat la condus. Femeia se dezbrac\u0103 de tot \u015fi tot continua cu avansurile, dar \u015foferul tot nimic! Ajuns la Bucure\u015fti, femeia se \u00eembrac\u0103 la loc iar \u015foferul intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Barman! 30 de beri!
Barmanul uimit \u00eel serve\u015fte. \u015eoferul bea berile \u015fi se urc\u0103 \u00een TIR, se uit\u0103 \u00eentre picioare \u015fi spune:
\u2013 Dac\u0103 tu de la Arad la Bucure\u015fti nu ai vrut s\u0103 te scoli, nici eu de la Bucure\u015fti la Budapesta nu vreau s\u0103 te pipi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La un moment dat, Bula ajunge intr-o mare criza de bani. Se gandi sa mearga la vecinul lui evreu Itic, si sa-i ceara 2 lei, ca imprumut pana la primavara. Itic il asculta atent, apoi ii zise:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, iti dau 2 lei imprumut pana la primavara, dar imi lasi toporul ca zalog, si la primavara imi dai 4 lei inapoi, altfel nu ne invoim. E bine?
Mai de voie mai de nevoie, intr-un final Bula se invoi. Lasa toporul ca zalog, luase banii, si da sa plece. Insa Itic il striga:
\u2013 Bai Bula! Ia fi atent la mine, la ce m-am gandit. La primavara stiu ca o sa-ti fie greu sa-mi dai inapoi cei 4 lei, intrucat iarna e lunga si grea, asa ca stii ce? Ia da tu acum 2 lei inapoi, si la primavara iti mai ramane de dat decat 2 lei, ce zici, o sa-ti fie mai usor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula se gandi putin si recunoscu in sinea lui ca Itic are dreptate si ca, uite e un vecin adevarat, asa ca se invoi, ii dete inapoi cei 2 lei si pleca acasa, ceva mai usurat. Insa pe drum tot calcula:
-Hmmm! Bani nu am, topor nu am, insa m-am ales cu o datorie de 2 lei, si totusi nu a fost nimic in neregula\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un \u015fofer de TIR avea de f\u0103cut o curs\u0103 de la Budapesta la Bucure\u015fti! C\u00e2nd intr\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u00eei face semn o gagic\u0103! El opre\u015fte TIR-ul \u015fi femeia se urc\u0103 \u00een cabin\u0103! Dup\u0103 pu\u0163in timp femeia zice: \u2013 Te deranjeaz\u0103 dac\u0103 dau bluza jos?\u015eoferul nu zice nimic, \u015fi doamna \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 jos bluza. Dup\u0103 alte … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2138,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}