Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103 de 50 lei \u015fi un bilet pe care scria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c10 antricoate de miel, v\u0103 rog.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amuzat, ia banii, pune antricoatele \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 \u00een gura c\u00e2inelui, \u015fi \u00eenchide repede magazinul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cel urm\u0103re\u015fte pe c\u00e2ine \u015fi vede cum opre\u015fte la culoarea verde a semaforului, se asigur\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00een ambele sensuri \u015fi traverseaz\u0103 \u00een sta\u0163ia de autobuz.
C\u00eeinele verific\u0103 lista cu orarul \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe banc\u0103. C\u00eend autobuzul apare, se uit\u0103 s\u0103 verifice num\u0103rul autobuzului, apoi se urc\u0103. M\u0103celarul \u00eel urmeaz\u0103 perplex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 un timp, c\u00e2inele se a\u015feaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, se pune pe labele din spate \u015fi apas\u0103 butonul \u201cstop\u201d, iar m\u0103celarul \u00eel urmeaz\u0103 afar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2inele alearg\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unei case \u015fi las\u0103 punga la intrare. Se \u00eentoarce pe alee,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
mai face o curs\u0103, \u015fi latr\u0103 c\u0103tre u\u015f\u0103. \u015ei latr\u0103, \u015fi latr\u0103. Nici un r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci sare pe perete, alearg\u0103 \u00een jurul gr\u0103dinii, se bate cu capul de geam, sare, \u015fi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
a\u015fteapt\u0103 din nou la u\u015f\u0103. Un tip masiv iese \u00eenjur\u00eend \u015fi bombanind c\u00e2inele. M\u0103celarul \u00eencepe s\u0103 strige la tip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce dr..cului faci? C\u00e2inele \u0103sta e un geniu! St\u0103p\u00e2nul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 Geniu, pe dr..cul! Este a doua oar\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta c\u00eend \u00ee\u015fi uit\u0103 cheia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103 de 50 lei \u015fi un bilet pe care scria: \u201c10 antricoate de miel, v\u0103 rog.\u201d Amuzat, ia banii, pune antricoatele \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 \u00een gura c\u00e2inelui, \u015fi \u00eenchide repede magazinul. \u00cel urm\u0103re\u015fte pe c\u00e2ine \u015fi vede cum opre\u015fte la culoarea verde a semaforului, se … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}