{"id":2130,"date":"2024-07-07T17:58:58","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T17:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2130"},"modified":"2024-07-07T17:58:58","modified_gmt":"2024-07-07T17:58:58","slug":"ba-stelica-acu-pe-bune-ma-ta-iti-mai-face-scandal-si-la-varsta-asta-daca-aduci-o-gagica-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2130","title":{"rendered":"Ba Stelica acu pe bune ma-ta iti mai face scandal si la varsta asta daca aduci o gagica acasa??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1003\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4174-1024x1003.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4174-1024x1003.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4174-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4174-768x752.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4174.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean si un lepros stau in inchisoare.<br>La un moment dat, leprosului ii cade o ureche\u2026 o ia si o arunca pe geam.<br>Dupa un timp, leprosului ii cade nasul\u2026 il ia si il arunca pe geam. Dupa alt timp, leprosului ii cade un deget\u2026 il ia si il arunca pe geam\u2026 Ardeleanul revoltat nu mai suporta:<br>\u2013 No, dupa cum bag de sama, \u2018mneata vrei sa evadezi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un soarece alergat de o pisica intra innebunit intr-un grajd. Da aici de o vaca:<br>\u2013 Vaco, vaco, ajuta-ma, ascunde-ma repede, te rog !<br>\u2013 Unde sa te ascund ma soarece?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ii vine vacii o idee si se balega pe soarece. Intra pisica:<br>\u2013 Vaco, zi-mi repede unde e nenorocitul ala de soarece !<br>\u2013 Nu am vazut nici un soarece dar daca vrei uita-te si tu p-aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se uita pisica prin zona si vede codita soricelului iesind din gramada de balega.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morala 1: Nu oricine te baga in rahat iti vrea raul.<br>Morala 2: Nu oricine te scoate din rahat iti vrea binele.<br>Morala 3: Daca te bagi in rahat macar baga-te cu totul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ardelean si un lepros stau in inchisoare.La un moment dat, leprosului ii cade o ureche\u2026 o ia si o arunca pe geam.Dupa un timp, leprosului ii cade nasul\u2026 il ia si il arunca pe geam. Dupa alt timp, leprosului ii cade un deget\u2026 il ia si il arunca pe geam\u2026 Ardeleanul revoltat nu mai &#8230; <a title=\"Ba Stelica acu pe bune ma-ta iti mai face scandal si la varsta asta daca aduci o gagica acasa??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2130\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ba Stelica acu pe bune ma-ta iti mai face scandal si la varsta asta daca aduci o gagica acasa??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2132,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}