{"id":213,"date":"2024-04-21T08:14:17","date_gmt":"2024-04-21T08:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=213"},"modified":"2024-04-21T08:14:17","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T08:14:17","slug":"veverita-se-plimba-prin-padure-topaind-din-creanga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Veverita se plimba prin padure."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713596728303.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713596728303.jpg 640w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713596728303-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Veverita se plimba prin padure, topaind din creanga in creanga, strigand:<br>\u2013 Sunt virg*na, sunt virg*na\u2026 O prinde lupul si o vi*leaza.<br>Se duce veverita la arici si ii povesteste intamplarea. Ariciului ii este mila de ea si o coase .<br>Veverita iar..<br>\u2013 Sunt virg*na, sunt virg*na!!!Lupul o prinde iar si o vi*leaza\u2026Veverita se duce iar la arici si acesta o coase iar\u2026<br>Pleaca iar prin padure\u2026<br>\u2013 Sunt virg*na, sunt virg*na!!!Lupul, nedumerit\u2026 O vi*leaza iar. Se duce ea iar la arici.Ariciul, deja nervos ii zice:<br>\u2013 Auzi veverito\u2026 Daca stiai ca esti c*rva, trebuia sa imi spui de la inceput si iti puneam un fermoar..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un domn \u0219i o doamn\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi elegant, foarte bine dispu\u0219i, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un hotel \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se de m\u00e2n\u0103. B\u0103rbatul merge la recep\u021bie s\u0103 rezolve cu cazarea. \u00cen timp ce completa actele, recep\u021bionerul, foarte prietenos, intr\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103 cu el.<br>-\u0218i a\u021bi ales hotelul nostru! V\u0103 place aici?<br>-Da, e frumos.<br>-\u0218i sunte\u021bi c\u0103s\u0103torit \u0219i a\u021bi venit doar am\u00e2ndoi, ca doi porumbei, s\u0103 mai sc\u0103pa\u021bi de stresul \u0219i de balamucul de acas\u0103.<br>-Extraordinar, domnule! Cum v-a\u021bi dat seama c\u0103 suntem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi \u0219i de restul?<br>-P\u0103i, la experien\u021ba mea? Simpl\u0103 deduc\u021bie! V-am v\u0103zut verighetele \u0219i am v\u0103zut cum v\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi de m\u0103n\u0103 \u0219i cum v\u0103 privi\u021bi.<br>-Exact a\u0219a e, domnule.<br>-V\u0103d c\u0103 ave\u021bi bagaje multe, sta\u021bi mai mult?<br>-Da, o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.<br>-Ce romantic! Copii ave\u021bi?<br>-Da, avem.<br>-\u0218i copiii cu cine au r\u0103mas at\u00e2t de mult?<br>-Ai mei cu nevast\u0103-mea. De ai ei n-am \u00eentrebat. Probabil cu maic\u0103-sa sau cu b\u0103rbatu-s\u0103u.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Veverita se plimba prin padure, topaind din creanga in creanga, strigand:\u2013 Sunt virg*na, sunt virg*na\u2026 O prinde lupul si o vi*leaza.Se duce veverita la arici si ii povesteste intamplarea. Ariciului ii este mila de ea si o coase .Veverita iar..\u2013 Sunt virg*na, sunt virg*na!!!Lupul o prinde iar si o vi*leaza\u2026Veverita se duce iar la arici &#8230; <a title=\"Veverita se plimba prin padure.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=213\" aria-label=\"Read more about Veverita se plimba prin padure.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":214,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2,4,5,6],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-arici","tag-glume","tag-maxibancuri","tag-veverita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}