{"id":2117,"date":"2024-07-06T09:25:44","date_gmt":"2024-07-06T09:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2026-03-19T05:18:47","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T05:18:47","slug":"un-turist-japonez-aterizeaza-pe-aeroportul-otopeni-ia-un-taxi-din-fata-aeroportului-si-se-indreapta-spre-bucuresti-cand-ies-pe-dn-1-o-motocicleta-ii-depaseste-in-mare-viteza-moto-kawasaki-foarte-ra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2117","title":{"rendered":"Un turist japonez aterizeaza pe aeroportul Otopeni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un turist japonez aterizeaza pe aeroportul Otopeni. Ia un taxi din fata aeroportului si se indreapta spre Bucuresti.<br>Cand ies pe DN 1, o motocicleta ii depaseste in mare viteza.<br>Moto Kawasaki, foarte rapida. Made in Japan! ii spune el soferului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg in continuare, peste cateva minute o masina trece ca o furtuna pe langa ei.<br>\u2013 Auto Toyota, foarte rapida. Made in Japan! spune japonezul din nou, mandru.<br>Ajung la Inter:- 120 euro, ii cere soferul.<br>\u2013 O-la-la! Foarte scump!<br>Soferul ii raspunde:<br>\u2013 Masina de taxat, foarte rapida. Made in Japan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 iese din bar cu \u015etrul\u0103:<br>\u2013 Hot\u0103r\u00e2t: mergem la femei!<br>\u2013 Ascult\u0103 Bul\u0103, so\u0163ia mea este t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, frumoas\u0103\u2026<br>\u2013 Bine, bine, dac\u0103 insi\u015fti\u2026. Mergem la tine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>        CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip vine la doctor sa-l vindece de b\u00e2lb\u0103iala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Da\u2019cu ce te ocupi d-ta?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>E-eu cresc ga-ga-ini!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pentru asta nu-i nevoie sa vorbesti cursiv, merge si-asa.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pai, pai,eu chem di-dimineata ga-gainile sa le dau boabe: pi,pi pi!Si vin cinci mii de ga-gaini.. Seara iar: pi,pi pi,m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103. Apoi,le zic sa<br>plece la cul-culcare. Se duc toate, afara de una. Ii zic: Du-du-te de te culca! Nu vrea. Iar: Du-te la culcare, iar nu vrea. Ma enervez si-i<br>zic: Du-du-te-n pi-pi-pi\u2026Si vin cinci mii de gaini\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un turist japonez aterizeaza pe aeroportul Otopeni. Ia un taxi din fata aeroportului si se indreapta spre Bucuresti.Cand ies pe DN 1, o motocicleta ii depaseste in mare viteza.Moto Kawasaki, foarte rapida. Made in Japan! ii spune el soferului. Merg in continuare, peste cateva minute o masina trece ca o furtuna pe langa ei.\u2013 Auto &#8230; <a title=\"Un turist japonez aterizeaza pe aeroportul Otopeni\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2117\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un turist japonez aterizeaza pe aeroportul Otopeni\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2118,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6794,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions\/6794"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}