Deci gata nu vreau sa te mai vad, dispari din viata mea!
\u2013 Gata, nu mai vin acasa!
\u2013 Sa ai parte de o femeie care doar te cearta, care doar sa se planga de tine, care sa nu iti faca mancare, care sa nu iti spele hainele, care sa nu faca dragoste cu tine.
\u2013 Auzi, hotaraste-te!Mai vin sau nu acasa?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia pleac\u0103 in deplasare, so\u021bul r\u0103m\u00e2ne acas\u0103. Ultimele instruc\u021biuni, sarutul \u00eenainte de plecare \u0219i cuvintele: \u201eSa fii b\u0103iat cuminte, eu plec doar pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103\u2026\u201d.
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, so\u021bul o sun\u0103 \u0219i se pl\u00e2nge:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iubito, tu ai plecat \u0219i nu mi-ai l\u0103sat nimic de m\u00e2ncare, frigiderul este gol.
\u2013 Dragule, tot ce trebuie este, pur \u0219i simplu, fii fidel \u0219i ai \u00eencredere \u00een mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar\u2026 drag\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iubitule, totul este.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trece o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, vine so\u021bia acas\u0103, iar so\u021bul deodat\u0103 \u00eencepe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tu e\u0219ti o gospodin\u0103 rea, nu mi-ai l\u0103sat nimic de m\u00e2ncare, frigiderul gol\u2026etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia, nespun\u00e2nd nimic, \u00eel apuc\u0103 de man\u0103, \u00eel duce \u00een dormitor, d\u0103 la o parte cear\u0219aful, iar acolo o gramad\u0103 de produse expirate deja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Trebuia s\u0103 dormi acas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 Auzi m\u0103i Bul\u0103, vrem s\u0103 tapet\u0103m camera de zi \u0219i e la fel de mare ca a ta. Tu c\u00e2nd \u021bi-ai tapetat c\u00e2te suluri ai cump\u0103rat?
\u2013 20.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mul\u021bumesc!
Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Auzi m\u0103, t\u00e2mpitule, am cump\u0103rat 20 de suluri \u0219i 7 mi-au r\u0103mas \u00een plus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i \u0219i mie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Deci gata nu vreau sa te mai vad, dispari din viata mea!\u2013 Gata, nu mai vin acasa!\u2013 Sa ai parte de o femeie care doar te cearta, care doar sa se planga de tine, care sa nu iti faca mancare, care sa nu iti spele hainele, care sa nu faca dragoste cu tine.\u2013 Auzi, hotaraste-te!Mai … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}