Un marinar daruieste sotiei, inainte de a pleca in cursa, pe mare, un vibrator:
-Cu el n-o sa te mai simti singura!
La intoarcere, il gaseste aruncat intr-un colt.
-Nu ti-a placut cadoul meu?
-Da\u2019 de unde! Mi-a zburat toate plombele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blonda \u0219i literatura
Numi\u021bi trei piese de William Shakespeare.
La care blonda spune:
\u2013 10 cm , 15 cm , 20 cm.
Prezentatorul concursului derutat \u00eei spune:
\u2013 Acestea nu sunt nume de piese de teatru, ci m\u0103rimi.
Blond\u0103 foarte destins\u0103 \u00eel l\u0103mure\u0219te:
\u2013 10 la mine \u00eenseamna \u201eMult zgomot pentru nimic\u201d,
15 \u00eenseamna \u201eCum v\u0103 place\u201d,
iar 20 \u00eenseamna \u201eVisul unei nop\u021bi de var\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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