Seara dupa cina, Maria se duce in dormitor, se dezbraca si se intinde pe pat.In clipa in care Ion a intrat, Maria si-a desfacut picioarele in evantai si, plina de dorinta, l-a intrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ioane, intelegi ce vreau?\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da, inteleg, vrei sa ocupi tu tot patul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O gr\u0103mad\u0103 de pescari, cu undite de mii de dolari, momeal\u0103 de sute de parai etc. Apare un \u0163igan cu un b\u0103\u0163 de 1.5 metri, o sfoar\u0103 \u015fi un ac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pune o boab\u0103 de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u00een ac \u015fi arunc\u0103. Scoate numai crapi de 4, 5, 7, 10 kile. Se uit\u0103 la ei, \u015fi-i arunc\u0103 \u00eenapoi.Restul pescarilor, \u00eennebuni\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Mai \u0163igane, dar de c\u00e2nd te-ai apucat de pescuit sportiv?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Adic\u0103 cum sportiv, manca-\u0163i-a\u015f?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i prinzi, \u00eel arunci, prinzi, \u00eel arunci\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A, nu pescuiesc sportiv, \u00eei arunc pentru c\u0103 n-am tigaie a\u015fa mare acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula se intalneste pe strada cu un prieten care il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bula, am auzit ca ti-a murit soacra. Ce-a avut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ceva bijuterii, un televizor si putine economii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu asta te-am intrebat. Ce i-a lipsit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai, masina, o casa sau un apartament proprietate personala\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Seara dupa cina, Maria se duce in dormitor, se dezbraca si se intinde pe pat.In clipa in care Ion a intrat, Maria si-a desfacut picioarele in evantai si, plina de dorinta, l-a intrebat: \u2013 Ioane, intelegi ce vreau?\u2013 Da, inteleg, vrei sa ocupi tu tot patul. Citi\u021bi \u0219i: O gr\u0103mad\u0103 de pescari, cu undite de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2105,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2104\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}