68, mic\u0103 turma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul s-a nedumerit, cum a putut el din mers s\u0103 numere oile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 ceva timp, alt\u0103 turm\u0103 de oi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ciobanul se uit\u0103 pe geam \u0219i \u00eentoarce la profesor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No asta da turm\u0103. 257 de oi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da\u2019 cum reu\u0219e\u0219ti, m\u0103i omule???<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Simplu. Numeri chicioarele, \u00eempar\u021bi la patru \u0219i scazi c\u00e2inii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 are biciclet\u0103 nou. \u00centr-o zi, vine la mama lui fericit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2ini!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103! Dar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu cazi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai trec c\u00e2teva zile, iar vine Bul\u0103 la mama lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 picioare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103! Dar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu cazi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai trec alte c\u00e2teva zile, iar vine Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 din\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce ai p\u0103\u021bit la ochi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M-a lovit nevasta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 I-am vorbit cu \u201etu\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pfff, dar ce fel de rela\u021bie ave\u021bi de te-a lovit pentru at\u00e2ta lucru?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i asear\u0103, c\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncam, mi-a zis: \u201e\u0218tii, noi n-am mai f\u0103cut dragoste de 3 luni\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La care eu i-am r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Poate tu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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68, mic\u0103 turma. Profesorul s-a nedumerit, cum a putut el din mers s\u0103 numere oile. Dup\u0103 ceva timp, alt\u0103 turm\u0103 de oi. Ciobanul se uit\u0103 pe geam \u0219i \u00eentoarce la profesor\u2026 \u2013 No asta da turm\u0103. 257 de oi! \u2013 Da\u2019 cum reu\u0219e\u0219ti, m\u0103i omule??? \u2013 Simplu. Numeri chicioarele, \u00eempar\u021bi la patru \u0219i scazi c\u00e2inii. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2100,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}