\u2013 Vai, domni\u015foar\u0103, zice admirativ directorul,
ce pantaloni elegan\u0163i ave\u0163i ast\u0103zi.
\u2013 V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc, r\u0103spunde secretara chicotind.
\u2013 V\u0103 place s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u00een pantaloni?
\u2013 Da, domnule.
\u2013 N-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u015fi \u00een ai mei \u2026 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n de 70 de ani merge \u00een luna de miere cu t\u00e2n\u0103ra lui so\u0163ie.
\u00cen diminea\u0163a primei nop\u0163i petrecute \u00eempreun\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra coboar\u0103 la
barul hotelului \u015fi comanda o cafea mare. V\u0103z\u00e2nd-o c\u00e2t de obosit\u0103
este, barmanul o \u00eentreab\u0103, ironic:
\u2013 Ce v-a f\u0103cut b\u0103tr\u00e2nul dumneavoastr\u0103 so\u0163?
\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i, explic\u0103 femeia, mereu mi-a spus c\u0103 face economii de peste
cincizeci de ani, dar eu am crezut totdeauna c\u0103 este vorba de bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Vine o fata la mine aseara in club si ma intreaba:\u2013 Crezi ca sunt grasa?\u2013 Grasa?\u2026Iubito, esti ca o sfoara! ii spun.\u2013 Adevarat? imi raspunse, zambind. Crezi ca sunt subtire?\u2013 O Dumnezeule, nu! i-am raspuns. Ma refeream la faptul ca probabil esti mult mai usor de tras, decat de impins. \u2013 Vai, domni\u015foar\u0103, zice admirativ … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2097,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}