Dup\u0103 30 de ani de c\u0103snicie so\u0163ul g\u0103se\u015fte o valiz\u0103 sub pat, cu 50.000 euro \u015fi 3 cartofi.
\u2013 Ce-i asta?
So\u0163ia:
\u2013 Dragul meu, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-am \u00een\u015felat am pus c\u00e2te un cartof \u00een valiz\u0103\u2026..
\u2013 El: Dar banii?
\u2013 Ea: C\u00e2nd se aduna un kilogram de cartofi\u2026..\u00eei vindeam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pilot catre turnul de control:
\u2013 Comunicati, va rog, ora locala.
\u2013 Cine intreaba?
\u2013 Conteaza?
\u2013 Daca esti U.S. Air Force e 1602. Daca esti British Airways e 4:02 PM. Daca esti Lufthansa e 16:02:33, iar daca esti Tarom, e joi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O femeie de la \u021bar\u0103 se duce la ginecolog
\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, am o puzderie de copii, \u0219i cum nasc, cum r\u0103m\u00e2n gravid\u0103 din nou\u2026
Ce m\u0103 sf\u0103tui\u021bi s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103?
\u2013 P\u0103i, cel mai sigur ar fi s\u0103 nu te mai culci cu b\u0103rbatul o perioad\u0103.
\u2013 Am \u00eencercat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar cu at\u00e2\u021bia copii pe cap, toat\u0103 ziua muncesc, iar seara cad rupt\u0103 de oboseal\u0103 \u0219i adorm de cum pun capul pe pern\u0103, iar b\u0103rbatu-miu se strecoar\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l simt de obosit\u0103 ce sunt \u0219i\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci, dac\u0103 a\u0219a stau lucrurile, te duci \u0219i cumperi un borcan de zece litri, iar seara c\u00e2nd te culci, bagi picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai sc\u0103pat de necaz!
Femeia nu prea pricepu ce vrea doctorul s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Cum \u00een borcan, dom\u2019 doctor?
\u2013 A\u0219a bine! Te culci cu picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2i gravid\u0103. Metoda este garantat\u0103 100%.
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva luni bune, femeia vine din nou la doctor, \u201ccu burta la gur\u0103\u201d. C\u00e2nd o vede, doctorul o \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai r\u0103mas iar gravid\u0103? Nu se poate! Cum s-a-nt\u00e2mplat? Ai cump\u0103rat un borcan de zece litri, a\u0219a cum \u021bi-am spus, \u00een care s\u0103 bagi picioarele c\u00e2nd te culci?
La care, femeia zice:
\u2013 Am cump\u0103rat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar n-am g\u0103sit borcan de zece litri \u0219i am luat dou\u0103 de cinci\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Dup\u0103 30 de ani de c\u0103snicie so\u0163ul g\u0103se\u015fte o valiz\u0103 sub pat, cu 50.000 euro \u015fi 3 cartofi.\u2013 Ce-i asta?So\u0163ia:\u2013 Dragul meu, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-am \u00een\u015felat am pus c\u00e2te un cartof \u00een valiz\u0103\u2026..\u2013 El: Dar banii?\u2013 Ea: C\u00e2nd se aduna un kilogram de cartofi\u2026..\u00eei vindeam. Pilot catre turnul de control:\u2013 Comunicati, va rog, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2094,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}