So\u021bia, sigur\u0103 c\u0103 so\u021bul o \u00een\u0219al\u0103 cu menajera, s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i \u00eentind\u0103 o curs\u0103: i-a dat liber menajerei \u00een weekend. Seara \u00een pat, so\u021bul are ca de obicei aceea\u0219i scuz\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se pl\u00e2nge de dureri de burt\u0103 \u00eengrozitoare apoi o \u0219terge la baie. Imediat so\u021bia intr\u0103 \u00een camera menajerei \u0219i se ascunde sub patur\u0103. Nici nu intr\u0103 bine pe u\u0219\u0103 c\u0103 el sare pe ea f\u0103r\u0103 niciun cuvant \u0219i trece la treab\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 so\u021bia triumfatoare spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 nu te a\u0219teptai s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een patul acesta? \u0218i aprinde lumina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, doamn\u0103, r\u0103spunde surprins gr\u0103dinarul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat \u00een\u021belege ceva gre\u0219it
Dup\u0103 o sear\u0103 romantic\u0103 am condus-o acas\u0103.
Chiar \u00eenainte s\u0103 treac\u0103 pragul, s-a \u00eentors c\u0103tre mine, m-a s\u0103rutat \u0219i mi-a \u0219optit:
\u2013 Ce-ai zice s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i aici peste noapte?
\u2013 Nu, mul\u021bumesc, i-am zis \u00een timp ce m\u0103 \u00eendreptam c\u0103tre sta\u021bia de autobuz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, ce era s\u0103 fac eu singur toat\u0103 noaptea \u00een fa\u021ba u\u0219ii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce e enervant la unii doctoriLa doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pacientul:\u2013 Nu am cash, dar v-am scris un cec pentru \u0219pag\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doctorul:\u2013 Nu se \u00een\u021belege suma.Pacientul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, acu vede\u021bi cum e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi prieteni buni voiau s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la b\u0103ut, dar nu aveau dec\u00e2t un dolar. Unul din ei se uit\u0103 c\u0103tre o tonet\u0103 cu hot-dog din apropiere \u0219i subit \u00eei vine inspira\u021bia. Cheltuie dolarul pe hot-dog. Arunc\u0103 chifla \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 hot-dog-ul \u00een pantaloni.
\u2013 Mergem \u00eentr-un bar, comand\u0103m dou\u0103 beri \u0219i Ie bem. C\u00e2nd barmanul ne va cere banii, eu voi scoate hot-dog-ul pe \u0219li\u021b. Tu vei c\u0103dea \u00een genunchi \u0219i vei \u00eencepe s\u0103-l sugi. Barmanul va fi a\u0219a sc\u00e2rbit, c\u0103 ne v-a da afar\u0103 imediat.
Intr\u0103 ei \u00een primul bar \u0219i chestia merge ca prin farmec \u2026 Apoi intr\u0103 \u00een al doilea \u0219i tot a\u0219a
Dup\u0103 al \u0219aptelea, c\u00e2nd am\u00e2ndoi erau be\u021bi bine, unul din ei \u00eencepe s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103:
\u2013 Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 fac v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103i de c\u00e2te ori m-am aruncat \u00een genunchi!
Prietenul \u00eei r\u0103spunse:
\u2013 Tu te pl\u00e2ngi c\u0103 ai probleme? Eu am pierdut hot-dog-ul acum patru baruri!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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