Sotul unei femei se plange medicului:
\u2013 Domnule doctor, nu mai stiu ce sa mai fac! Sotia mea tot ramane mereu insarcinata.
-Nu folositi metoda calendarului?
\u2013 Ba da, dar fara efect.
\u2013 Anticonceptionale?
\u2013 Ba da, dar degeaba.
\u2013 Prezervativ?
\u2013 Ba da, dar tot a ramas.
Exasperat, doctorul il sfatuieste:
\u2013 Atunci, nu mai faceti dragoste\u2026
\u2013 Am incercat si asa, dar tot ramane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un doctor si sotia lui au o cearta foarte urata la micul dejun.
\u2013 Si, daca vrei sa stii, nici nu esti foarte bun in pat!, ii spune ea si pleaca la serviciu.
Pe la amiaza, incepe sa-i para rau si suna acasa:
\u2013 Ce ti-a trebuit asa mult sa raspunzi?
\u2013 Eram in pat.
\u2013 Si ce faceai in pat la ora asta?
\u2013 Ceream o a doua opinie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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