Unul mai jerpelit intra intr-o banca. La ghiseu, ii zice fetei:
\u2013 Duduie, vreau sa depun niste c*cati de bani in c*catul vostru de banca\u2026
\u2013 Domnule, in banca noastra, noi nu permitem asemenea vocabular. Il chem pe sefu\u2019.
\u2013 Care-i problema, domnule? intreaba sefu\u2019.
\u2013 I-am zis duduii ca vreau sa depun niste c*cati de bani in c*catul vostru de banca\u2026
\u2013 Despre ce suma-i vorba ?
\u2013 A, un c*cat de vreo doua milioane de dolari\u2026
\u2013 Si cu\u2026 asta nu vrea sa va serveasca?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aflata la o varsta inaintata,\u00a0Maria<\/strong>\u00a0i se confeseaza lui\u00a0Ion<\/strong>: <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Unul mai jerpelit intra intr-o banca. La ghiseu, ii zice fetei:\u2013 Duduie, vreau sa depun niste c*cati de bani in c*catul vostru de banca\u2026\u2013 Domnule, in banca noastra, noi nu permitem asemenea vocabular. Il chem pe sefu\u2019.\u2013 Care-i problema, domnule? intreaba sefu\u2019.\u2013 I-am zis duduii ca vreau sa depun niste c*cati de bani in c*catul … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2085,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Ioane, trebuie sa iti marturisesc un\u00a0secret<\/strong>\u2026 Vasilica, copilul nostru, nu e al tau\u2026
\u2013 Da\u2019 cu cine l-ai facut?
\u2013 Cu flacaul ala tanar care a stat in gazda la noi cateva saptamani.
\u2013 Pai si cum de s-a intamplat asa ceva?
\u2013 I-am dat bani, Ioane.
\u2013 Si de unde ai avut tu bani, femeie?
\u2013 I-am luat din buzunar, de la tine\u2026
\u2013 Pai si atunci de ce zici ca nu-i al meu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n