{"id":2081,"date":"2024-07-04T14:13:55","date_gmt":"2024-07-04T14:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2081"},"modified":"2024-07-04T14:13:55","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T14:13:55","slug":"intr-o-noapte-ion-si-maria-proaspat-casatoriti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2081","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-o noapte, Ion \u015fi Maria, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00centr-o noapte, Ion \u015fi Maria, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i, st\u0103teau de vorb\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103, Ioane, spune drept, pe cine ai mai avut \u00eenaintea mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe Florica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Numai pe ea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe Veta, Maricic\u0103, Rozi\u2026 bla bla bla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 sunt geloas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Las\u0103, mai bine ai fi mul\u0163umit\u0103 c\u0103 te-ai calificat \u00een final\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noua secretara in prima zi suna la Bufet, tipand in receptor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Adu-mi o cafea! Si viteeeeeza!!!La celalt capat al firului raspunde o voce grava:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cred ca ai format un numar gresit; stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, raspunde secretara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu sunt Directorul General, imbecilule!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar tu stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, raspunde Directorul surprins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Perfect!\u2026 si inchide<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o noapte, Ion \u015fi Maria, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i, st\u0103teau de vorb\u0103: M\u0103, Ioane, spune drept, pe cine ai mai avut \u00eenaintea mea? \u2013 Pe Florica. \u2013 Numai pe ea? \u2013 Pe Veta, Maricic\u0103, Rozi\u2026 bla bla bla. \u2013 S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 sunt geloas\u0103. \u2013 Las\u0103, mai bine ai fi mul\u0163umit\u0103 c\u0103 te-ai calificat \u00een final\u0103. Citi\u021bi &#8230; <a title=\"\u00centr-o noapte, Ion \u015fi Maria, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2081\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00centr-o noapte, Ion \u015fi Maria, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2083,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}