{"id":2074,"date":"2024-07-04T09:23:38","date_gmt":"2024-07-04T09:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2074"},"modified":"2024-07-04T09:23:38","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T09:23:38","slug":"o-autostopista-cu-o-canistra-in-mana-pe-marginea-soselei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2074","title":{"rendered":"O autostopista cu o canistra in mana pe marginea soselei…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

O autostopista cu o canistra in mana pe marginea soselei. Opreste un tip cu masina foarte mirat, o intreaba:<\/strong>
– Domnisora, ce aveti acolo in canistra?<\/strong>
– Benzina!<\/strong>
– Dar ce de Dumnezeu? doar mergeti pe jos.<\/strong>
La care ea, foarte mandra de canistra ei:<\/strong>
– Nu va stiu eu pe voi soferii? Cum intrati in padure cum vi se termina la toti benzina…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

O conversatie care a starnit hohote de ras in online!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taximetristul s-a sup\u0103rat pe mine c\u0103 nu \u00eei las bac\u0219i\u0219:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Chiar a\u0219a, boss? Cursa face 30 de lei \u0219i tu \u00eemi dai fix 30 de lei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i c\u00e2t ar trebui s\u0103 dau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103car 10% \u00een plus. \u00cenc\u0103 5 lei, acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-10% \u00eenseamn\u0103 3 lei, dar oricum nu \u00ee\u021bi las nimic. Ce, mie la munc\u0103 \u00eemi las\u0103 clien\u021bii bac\u0219i\u0219?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar ce lucrezi, boss?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-La pompe funebre. \u0218i \u00eemi fac treaba corect, \u00eemi duc clien\u021bii unde trebuie s\u0103 ajung\u0103, nu unde am eu drum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dialog \u00eentre doi \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 De ce ai pus castronul asta in frigider?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pai n-am mancat toata varza si am zis sa iti las si tie. Stiam ca iti place!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ceapa ma-tii! Ai lasat aia acolo doar ca sa nu speli castronul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce faci puiu\u021b?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Citeam horoscopul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce zice la mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Zice c\u0103 dai cu aspiratorul prin cas\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 speli vasele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u0218i la tine ce zice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 La mine zice c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu dai cu aspiratorul \u0219i nu speli vasele, eu o s\u0103 dorm singur\u0103 \u00een dormitor \u0219i tu pe canapea \u00een salon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu ce detergent trebuiesc sp\u0103late vasele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Autobuzul pleac\u0103 din sta\u021bie \u0219i dup\u0103 el alearg\u0103 o doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pasagerii, milo\u0219i, \u00eel roag\u0103 pe \u0219ofer s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 \u0219i doamna urc\u0103 bucuroas\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Am reu\u0219it, mul\u021bumesc! Acum, biletele la control, v\u0103 rog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

_____________________________________________<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Am auzit c\u0103 te-ai \u00eensurat. Ce te-a apucat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu mai voiam s\u0103 umblu cu alte femei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u0218i acum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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O autostopista cu o canistra in mana pe marginea soselei. Opreste un tip cu masina foarte mirat, o intreaba:– Domnisora, ce aveti acolo in canistra?– Benzina!– Dar ce de Dumnezeu? doar mergeti pe jos.La care ea, foarte mandra de canistra ei:– Nu va stiu eu pe voi soferii? Cum intrati in padure cum vi se … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2075,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}