{"id":2071,"date":"2024-07-04T06:59:09","date_gmt":"2024-07-04T06:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2071"},"modified":"2024-07-04T06:59:09","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T06:59:09","slug":"cele-mai-tari-bancuri-barbatii-si-pescuitul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2071","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai tari bancuri. Barbatii si pescuitul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Patru barbati casatoriti merg la pescuit. Dupa ceva timp, fiecare incepe sa se \u00ablaude\u00bb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nici nu va-nchipuiti ce a trebuit sa fac sa pot veni la pescuit! I-am promis sotiei ca in urmatorul weekend voi zugravi toata casa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nici pe mine nu m-a lasat sa vin pana n-am promis ca voi schimba toata gresia in jurul piscinei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Voi va plangeti pentru niste fleacuri. Eu a trebuit sa promit ca voi reforma bucataria inclusiv schimbarea aparaturii electrocasnice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si asa au continuat sa pescuiasca pana cand si-au dat seama ca cel de al patrulea nu zisese nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hei, tu, doar nu vrei sa ne faci sa credem ca n-a trebuit sa promiti nimic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu am pus desteptatorul sa sune la 3.00 AM, si cand a sunat, m-am apropiat de sotia mea si i-am soptit la ureche: \u00abfacem DRAGOSTE sau ma duc la PESCUIT?\u00bb Si ea mi-a raspuns: \u00abSa te imbraci bine!\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patru barbati casatoriti merg la pescuit. Dupa ceva timp, fiecare incepe sa se \u00ablaude\u00bb: \u2013 Nici nu va-nchipuiti ce a trebuit sa fac sa pot veni la pescuit! I-am promis sotiei ca in urmatorul weekend voi zugravi toata casa. Nici pe mine nu m-a lasat sa vin pana n-am promis ca voi schimba toata gresia &#8230; <a title=\"Cele mai tari bancuri. Barbatii si pescuitul\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2071\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cele mai tari bancuri. Barbatii si pescuitul\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2072,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}