{"id":2059,"date":"2024-07-03T09:56:31","date_gmt":"2024-07-03T09:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2059"},"modified":"2024-07-03T09:56:31","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T09:56:31","slug":"bancul-zilei-un-burlac-agata-o-superba-domnisoara-si-o-invita-la-el","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2059","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei! Un burlac aga\u021b\u0103 o superb\u0103 domni\u0219oar\u0103 \u0219i o invit\u0103 la el&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Un burlac aga\u021b\u0103 o superb\u0103 domni\u0219oar\u0103 \u0219i o invit\u0103 la el.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd ajung la locuin\u021ba lui, b\u0103rbatul \u00eencepe s\u0103 o s\u0103rute \u0219i s\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u0103ie pe tot corpul. Cum fata nu se \u00eempotrivea, o ia \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i o duce \u00een pat. Nici nu apuc\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 bine, c\u0103 se aude o b\u0103taie puternic\u0103 \u00een u\u0219\u0103. B\u0103rbatul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenjure \u0219i merge s\u0103 deschid\u0103 u\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen acel moment \u00een cas\u0103 intr\u0103 doi tipi care purtau pe um\u0103r un sicriu, dau o tur\u0103 \u00een jurul patului \u0219i se \u00eendreapt\u0103 spre ie\u0219ire f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 o vorb\u0103. B\u0103rbatul foarte uimit de \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stai a\u0219a, ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unul dintre cei care purta sicriul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe hol nu aveam loc s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, eu voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i dormi \u00een pat.<br>\u2013 Vai, domnule director, se poate? Suntem oameni maturi, cum se poate s\u0103 dormi\u0163i pe jos, vom dormi \u00een acela\u015fi pat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, dar nu v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103? zise directorul.<br>\u2013 Nu, zise secretara, dar s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 eu dorm goal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen prima sear\u0103, directorul a n\u0103du\u015fit, a doua la fel, a treia la fel, dar nu a f\u0103cut nimic, ab\u0163in\u00e2ndu-se din r\u0103sputeri. Au plecat acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 a se \u00eent\u00e2mpla nimic \u00eentre ei \u015fi primul lucru pe care l-a f\u0103cut directorul c\u00e2nd a ajuns acas\u0103 a fost s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la psiholog<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce Bula la doctor:<br>Dom\u2019 doctor, am si eu o problema\u2026 Am un dop in fund si nu mai pot face nevoile si eu ca tot omul.<br>\u2013 Dar cum a ajuns acolo?<br>\u2013 Pai\u2026 Mergeam pe o plaja si am dat fara sa vreau cu piciorul intr-o lampa fermecata. A iesit un duh de acolo si mi-a zis ca imi indeplineste o dorinta, orice\u2026<br>\u2013 si?<br>\u2013 Eu am zis: NO SHIT\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un burlac aga\u021b\u0103 o superb\u0103 domni\u0219oar\u0103 \u0219i o invit\u0103 la el. C\u00e2nd ajung la locuin\u021ba lui, b\u0103rbatul \u00eencepe s\u0103 o s\u0103rute \u0219i s\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u0103ie pe tot corpul. Cum fata nu se \u00eempotrivea, o ia \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i o duce \u00een pat. 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