M\u0103i Bul\u0103, cum a fost azi la \u015fcoal\u0103, ai luat vreo not\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 maic\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, zice Bul\u0103, nota trei. \u015ei a zis doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare s\u0103 vii s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu ea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iar\u0103\u015fi?!\u2026 Se duce maic\u0103-sa la \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, de ce-i pune\u0163i copilului meu numai note de trei?\u2026 E chiar at\u00e2t de prost?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai c\u00e2t a\u0163i vrea s\u0103-i pun?!\u2026 De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel scot la tabl\u0103, st\u0103 cu m\u00e2inile-n s\u00e2n \u015fi se uit\u0103 la mine!\u2026 M\u0103 rog, \u00eensa nu asta m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 cel mai mult,\u2026 dar m\u0103car de-ar sta cu m\u00e2inile-n s\u00e2n la el!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea \u015fi el, \u00een pat, lipi\u0163i unul de altul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EL: La ce te g\u00e2nde\u015fti, iubito?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EA (\u015fopte\u015fte tandru): La acela\u015fi lucru ca \u015fi tine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EL: Minunat! Atunci, mie \u00eemi faci omlet\u0103 cu \u015func\u0103, iar salata din
ardei, ro\u015fii, gogo\u015fari\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103-mi comand c\u00e2teva rochii noi.
\u2013 Bine, zice so\u0163ul, dar toate dulapurile sunt pline de rochiile tale!
\u2013 \u015etiu, dar pe toate mi le-au v\u0103zut vecinii!
\u2013 \u00cen cazul acesta, ar fi mai bine s\u0103 schimb\u0103m cartierul, ar fi mult mai ieftin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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