O bunicu\u021b\u0103 prive\u0219te cu mirare o domni\u021b\u0103 care are un tatuaj cu hieroglife pe g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mamaie, la ce te holbezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mamaie, la ce te holbezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 uit la ce scrie pe tatuajul \u0103la al t\u0103u, mamaie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i ce? Pe vremea ta nu existau tatuaje?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cuconi\u021b\u0103, \u0219i pe vremea mea existau de toate, dar, predau limba chinez\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg, de ce pe g\u00e2tul t\u0103u scrie \u201ea nu se recongela dup\u0103 decongelare\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gata m-am hotarat, eu nu mai pot asa, de doi ani vorbim doar pe messenger si nu ai venit sa ma vezi, nu mi-ai trimis
nici macar o floare.
-Iubire stai putin, eu nu ti-am trimis nimic pentru ca am un var care e in Danemarca cu mine si el ii trimitea la 2-3
zile iubitei flori, ursuleti, parfumuri, tricouri\u2026
-Vaaai, ce frumos!
-Frumos pe dracu ca aia s-a maritat pana la urma cu ala de la Fun curier care ii tot ducea coletele<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A venit caldura. Corpul meu zice: MALDIVE! Mintea imi spune: IBIZA! Iar buzunarul zice: \u201eda putin cu furtunul pe tine poate iti revii\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Nevasta unui preot nu prea bogat, vine de la ora\u015f cu o rochie nou\u0103.
C\u00e2nd vede chitan\u0163a de 400 de lei, preotul ia foc:
\u2013 Eu pun bani deoparte s\u0103 avem m\u00e2ncare \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in casa, iar tu?
\u2013 B\u0103rbate, nu m-am putut ab\u0163ine, tenta\u0163ia era prea mare. Ca \u015fi cum un demon mi-ar fi \u015foptit: \u201cI\u0163i st\u0103 bine! I\u0163i st\u0103 bine!\u201d
\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi de ce n-ai zis cum te-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at eu: \u201c\u00cendep\u0103rteaz\u0103-te satan\u0103 de mine!\u201d
\u2013 A\u015fa am zis, dar el a continuat: \u201c\u015ei de la distan\u0163\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bai, unde esti? Ai luat-o pe mama de la salon?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Am luat-o, iubire. E cu mine in masina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Cu cine esti , ma , in masina? M-a sunat mama acum si mi-a zis ca ai luat o femeie de la salon si ai plecat cu ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vai de mine! Am luat alta femeie!? Ma miram eu de ce e asa amabila cu mine si ma imbratiseaza. Iubire, o putem pastra pe asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Da jos pitipoanca din masina si du-te dupa mama ACUM!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, sunt iubitul fetei dumneavoastr\u0103
\u2013 Tu esti Costic\u0103 cu motocicleta?
\u2013 Nu, eu am masin\u0103.
\u2013 E\u0219ti Daniel cu Audi sau Vlad cu BMW-ul?
\u2013 Nu, eu am un Renault.
\u2013 Vasile, tu esti?
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, c\u00e2te fete aveti?
\u2013 Una, Grigore tu e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un t\u00e2n\u0103r proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103torit st\u0103 de vorb\u0103 cu un prieten de al lui:
\u2013 V-a\u021bi hot\u0103r\u00e2t unde pleca\u021bi \u00een luna de miere ?
\u2013 B\u0103, am at\u00e2rnat pe perete o hart\u0103 a globului p\u0103m\u00e2ntesc \u0219i i-am spus so\u021biei mele s\u0103 arunce o s\u0103geat\u0103 de dar\u021b in ea \u0219i oriunde ar c\u0103dea mergem 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni.
\u2013 Wooow ce mi\u0219to. \u0218i unde pleca\u021bi?
\u2013 \u00cen spatele frigiderului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O bunicu\u021b\u0103 prive\u0219te cu mirare o domni\u021b\u0103 care are un tatuaj cu hieroglife pe g\u00e2t. \u2013 Mamaie, la ce te holbezi? \u2013 Mamaie, la ce te holbezi? M\u0103 uit la ce scrie pe tatuajul \u0103la al t\u0103u, mamaie. \u2013 \u0218i ce? Pe vremea ta nu existau tatuaje? \u2013 Cuconi\u021b\u0103, \u0219i pe vremea mea existau de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}