Ieri m-am dus cu amanta la un hotel \u0219i, la intrare, v\u0103d parcat\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului meu. Mi-a s\u0103rit tot cheful \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedea aveam probleme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I-am explicat amantei c\u0103 azi este imposibil \u0219i a plecat sup\u0103rat\u0103. De nervi, i-am rupt ambele oglinzi \u0219i am plecat acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A dou\u0103 zi m-am dus s\u0103-l v\u0103d \u0219i s\u0103 r\u00e2d de el c\u0103 nu mai are oglinzi la ma\u0219in\u0103. Era foarte sup\u0103rat \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb :
\u2013 Ce-i cu \u021bine, te v\u0103d parc\u0103 sup\u0103rat ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum dracu` s\u0103 nu fiu, ieri i-am \u00eemprumutat ma\u0219ina lu` nevast\u0103-ta \u0219i mi-a adus-o \u00eenapoi f\u0103r\u0103 oglinzi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O blond\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte pe Ali \u00een fa\u0163a unui magazin. Ali \u0163inea o
maimu\u0163\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi i-o d\u0103 blondei, rug\u00e2nd-o:
\u2013 Asta e o Rhesus Balubadaris \u015fi este foarte rar\u0103, ai grij\u0103 de ea
p\u00e2n\u0103 ies din magazin, te rog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blonda ia maimu\u0163a \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103. O alt\u0103 blond\u0103 vine, se uit\u0103
la maimu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe blonda cu maimu\u0163a:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Auzi, fat\u0103, ce e asta?
\u2013 Un Rhesus Balubadaris.
\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 \u015fi de la cine \u00eel ai?
\u2013 De la Ali.
\u2013 P\u0103i, drag\u0103, nu puteai \u015fi tu s\u0103 faci un chiuretaj?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ieri m-am dus cu amanta la un hotel \u0219i, la intrare, v\u0103d parcat\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului meu. Mi-a s\u0103rit tot cheful \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedea aveam probleme. I-am explicat amantei c\u0103 azi este imposibil \u0219i a plecat sup\u0103rat\u0103. De nervi, i-am rupt ambele oglinzi \u0219i am plecat acas\u0103. A dou\u0103 zi m-am dus s\u0103-l v\u0103d … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2051,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2050\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}