{"id":2047,"date":"2024-07-02T12:09:39","date_gmt":"2024-07-02T12:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2047"},"modified":"2024-07-02T12:09:39","modified_gmt":"2024-07-02T12:09:39","slug":"ce-ma-dispera-autocorectorul-la-telefon-de-ce-pai-i-am-scris-la-o-vecina-joi-vreau-sa-te-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2047","title":{"rendered":"Ce ma dispera autocorectorul la telefon. De ce?? Pai i-am scris la o vecina Joi vreau sa te\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"884\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_3961-1024x884.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_3961-1024x884.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_3961-300x259.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_3961-768x663.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_3961.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, eu voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i dormi \u00een pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vai, domnule director, se poate? Suntem oameni maturi, cum se poate s\u0103 dormi\u0163i pe jos, vom dormi \u00een acela\u015fi pat!<br>\u2013 Bine, dar nu v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103? zise directorul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, zise secretara, dar s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 eu dorm goal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen prima sear\u0103, directorul a n\u0103du\u015fit, a doua la fel, a treia la fel, dar nu a f\u0103cut nimic, ab\u0163in\u00e2ndu-se din r\u0103sputeri. Au plecat acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 a se \u00eent\u00e2mpla nimic \u00eentre ei \u015fi primul lucru pe care l-a f\u0103cut directorul c\u00e2nd a ajuns acas\u0103 a fost s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la la psiholog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule psiholog, uite ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat: am fost \u00een delega\u0163ie\u2026 \u015fi \u00eei poveste\u015fte tot \u015fi cere un tratament pentru a se lini\u015fti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Psihologul, dup\u0103 ce l-a ascultat atent, i-a spus:<br>\u2013 V\u0103 duce\u0163i acas\u0103 \u015fi be\u0163i \u015fase g\u0103le\u0163i cu ap\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are vreun efect, domnule psiholog, m\u0103 vindec?<br>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, dar at\u00e2t bea un bou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se apropie ziua de nastere a soacrei iar ginerele nu stie ce cadou sa-i faca.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In cele din urma s-a decis si i-a rezervat cel mai fain loc din cimitir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A mai trecut un an, din nou ziua de&nbsp;<strong>nastere&nbsp;<\/strong>a soacrei. De aceasta data nici un cadou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soacra intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Scumpul meu&nbsp;<strong>ginerica<\/strong>, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba da, mama, cum sa nu te iubesc?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doar ca sunt un pic suparat, deoarece nu te-ai folosit de\u00a0<strong>cadoul\u00a0<\/strong>meu de anul trecut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un director pleac\u0103 cu secretara \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie. Ajun\u015fi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camer\u0103 cu un pat. Se cazeaz\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri \u00een camer\u0103, \u00eei spune secretarei: \u2013 Doamn\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rbat, eu voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i dormi \u00een pat. \u2013 Vai, domnule director, se &#8230; <a title=\"Ce ma dispera autocorectorul la telefon. De ce?? 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