Sotul ajunge acasa la 5 dimineata.
Nevasta:
\u2013 Unde ai fost, Superman?
\u2013 Pai, sa vezi, am fost cu niste clienti \u00een oras\u2026
\u2013 Si ai stat cu ei p\u00e2na la 5 dimineata, Superman?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai, da, am reusit sa obtin un contract si\u2026
\u2013 Si dupa aia ce ai mai facut, Superman?
\u2013 Pai, am fost sa bem ceva la un bar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si pe urma, Superman?
\u2013 Pai, am fost la un bar de streaptease, asa au vrut clientii, dar a fost foarte ur\u00e2t si plicticos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar de ce imi tot zici \u201cSuperman\u201d?
\u2013 Pai doar Superman \u00eesi mai poarta chilotii peste pantaloni!\u2026\u2026.hahahahhahah<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tat\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi aduce aminte c\u0103 e ziua fiicei sale. Intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un magazin de juc\u0103rii \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe v\u00e2nz\u0103toare:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 C\u00e2t cost\u0103 p\u0103pu\u015fa Barbie din vitrin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Avem: Barbie la gimnastic\u0103 \u2013 19,95 euro, Barbie juc\u00e2nd volei \u2013 19,95 euro, Barbie la cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u2013 19,95 euro, Barbie la plaj\u0103 \u2013 19,95 euro, Barbie la dans \u2013 19,95 euro, Barbie divor\u0163at\u0103 \u2013 265,95 euro\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n B\u0103rbatul, uimit, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015ei de ce Barbie divor\u0163at\u0103 cost\u0103 265,95 euro?<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sotul ajunge acasa la 5 dimineata.Nevasta:\u2013 Unde ai fost, Superman?\u2013 Pai, sa vezi, am fost cu niste clienti \u00een oras\u2026\u2013 Si ai stat cu ei p\u00e2na la 5 dimineata, Superman? \u2013 Pai, da, am reusit sa obtin un contract si\u2026\u2013 Si dupa aia ce ai mai facut, Superman?\u2013 Pai, am fost sa bem ceva la … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2042,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}