Doamna Smith era sigur\u0103 c\u0103 so\u021bul o \u00een\u0219al\u0103 cu servitoarea, a\u0219a c\u0103 s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i \u00eentind\u0103 o cursa: i-a dat liber servitoarei \u00een weekend, dar nu i-a spus so\u021bului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seara \u00een pat, so\u021bul avea c\u0103 de obicei aceea\u0219i scuz\u0103: s-a pl\u00e2ns de dureri de burt\u0103 \u00eengrozitoare apoi a \u0219ters-o la baie. Imediat so\u021bia a intrat \u00een camera servitoarei \u0219i s-a ascuns sub plapuma. Nici n-a intrat bine pe u\u0219a c\u0103 el a \u0219i s\u0103rit direct pe ea far\u0103 niciun cuv\u00e2nt \u0219i a trecut la treaba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 ce a terminat, \u00een timp ce el \u00eenc\u0103 g\u00e2f\u00e2ia, so\u021bia triumf\u0103toare spuse:
\u2013 Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 nu te a\u0219teptai s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een patul acesta? \u0219i aprinse lumina.
\u2013 Nu, doamna, r\u0103spunse gr\u0103dinarul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Proasp\u0103t\u0103 posesoare a permisului de conducere,
so\u0163ia e la volan, cu so\u0163ul al\u0103turi, pe post de observator.
\u2212 Ce \u0163i-e \u015fi cu pietonii \u0103\u015ftia, parc\u0103
vor s\u0103 se sinucid\u0103, mai c\u0103 \u0163i se bag\u0103 sub ro\u0163ile ma\u015finii!
\u2212 De ce nu \u00eencerci s\u0103 cobori automobilul de pe trotuar
\u015fi s\u0103 circuli pe strad\u0103? o \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u0163ul cu bl\u00eende\u0163e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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