1.Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat \u00ee\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 amanta care \u00eei propune:
\u2013 Gheorghi\u0163\u0103, iubitule, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 foarte bine cu barba, dar tare a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te razi ca s\u0103-\u0163i pot admira frumosul chip \u00een voie
\u2013 Nu pot, draga mea, nevast\u0103-mea ador\u0103 barba asta!
\u2013 Te rog, te rog! \u00eel implor\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0162i-am zis c\u0103 nu pot, so\u0163ia mea este nebun\u0103 dup\u0103 barba mea!
Ea \u00eel mai rug\u0103 o dat\u0103, pl\u00e2nse pu\u0163in a\u015fa c\u0103 el \u00een final a cedat \u015fi s-a dus s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dea barba jos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen aceea\u015fi sear\u0103, Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 se strecoar\u0103 \u00een patul so\u0163iei \u00een timp ce ea dormea \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi lipi fa\u0163a proasp\u0103t b\u0103rbierit\u0103 de fa\u0163a ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Oh, Ioane, nu trebuia s\u0103 vii \u00een seara asta! Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 al meu trebuie s\u0103 vin\u0103 din clip\u0103 \u00een clip\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De ce vor blondele la mare?
Pentru c\u0103 s-au s\u0103turat de mic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. Drag\u0103, cum se numea hotelul unde am fost anul trecut \u00een concediu
\u2013 Nu mai \u0163in minte, dar stai s\u0103 m\u0103 uit pe prosoape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. Familia Popescu se afla \u00een drum spre litoral \u00een concediu. La un moment dat, doamna Popescu, mama, devine palid\u0103:
\u2013 Vai de mine, zise ea, am uitat aragazul aprins. S\u0103 ne intoarcem p\u00e2n\u0103 nu ia foc casa!
\u2013 Lasa mam\u0103, zise fiul, n-ai grija c\u0103 nu arde nimic. Eu am l\u0103sat robinetul deschis la baie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Un turist putin afumat se adreseaz\u0103 recep\u0163ionerului hotelului:
\u2013 V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi da\u0163i o camer\u0103.
\u2013 P\u0103i ave\u0163i deja una.
\u2013 Eu am \u00eens\u0103 urgent nevoie de alta.
\u2013 Cum dori\u0163i. Dar ce nu v\u0103 place la camera asta?
\u2013 Camera aceea arde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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1.Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat \u00ee\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 amanta care \u00eei propune:\u2013 Gheorghi\u0163\u0103, iubitule, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 foarte bine cu barba, dar tare a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te razi ca s\u0103-\u0163i pot admira frumosul chip \u00een voie\u2013 Nu pot, draga mea, nevast\u0103-mea ador\u0103 barba asta!\u2013 Te rog, te rog! \u00eel implor\u0103 ea. \u2013 \u0162i-am zis c\u0103 nu pot, so\u0163ia mea … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2031,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}